The Easiest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme

Wanna make a bundle? Just start a church like these characters did: The punchline can be found here. I know some of you have calculated how much money you gave your church back when you were religious, money that was later used for (among other things) proselytizing to strangers and brainwashing a lot of children. [Read More…]

I Think God Only Answers the Prayers of Athletes

It’s good to know that God’s priorities are always in the right order: (via the always entertaining DarkMatter2525) [Read more…]

We’re Not Buying Jesus…

Reader Sheila‘s “NO SOLICITATION” sign wasn’t preventing the unwanted religious visitors from stopping by her house, so she now has this message on her door: Think it’ll work? [Read more…]

You Can Be Deepak Chopra…

… though I can’t imagine why any intelligent person would want to be. Other than the money. The man is rolling in cash. Anyway, everything you need to write his next book is in this Mad Libs (click to enlarge): And now you know all of his secrets. (Thanks to JB for the link!) [Read more…]

We’re Not Buying Jesus…

Reader Sheila‘s “NO SOLICITATION” sign wasn’t preventing the unwanted religious visitors from stopping by her house, so she now has this message on her door: Think it’ll work? [Read more…]