There Are No Christians in Foxholes

This must be why the U.S. military is so slow to accept any Humanist chaplains…: Of course, like all good chaplains, the atheist ones would be able to “minister” to anybody. The only reason we’re not included in the ranks is because of the bigotry of the military brass. The way we can hasten the [Read More…]

The Month of Maybe

This must be Harold Camping‘s calendar for any future Rapture-related predictions: He won’t admit he was wrong, though. That’d be downright unChristian of him. David Hayward understands this: … the mental and spiritual gymnastics [Christians] go through to desperately try to make it make sense is breathtaking. Why? Because if they admit they were wrong [Read More…]

Harold Camping’s Predicting Secret

Crispian Jago figured out how Harold Camping predicts the important events in the world! October 21st. Got it. End of the world? Sure, why not. (via Science, Reason and Critical Thinking) [Read more…]

We Can Say This At Graduation, Right?

Forget the Lord’s Prayer. Mike Lee created the Blasphemer’s Prayer: Works for me! [Read more…]

Jesus Didn’t Come… and He’s Never Going To

It doesn’t matter how big your signs are or how certain you are that your faith is correct. The Rapture didn’t happen yesterday. It’s not going to happen in your lifetime. It’s never going to happen, period. You’re better off giving up the silly belief and just getting on with your life… At the very [Read More…]