Will You Be Raptured?

In order to help out those of you who are confused about what will happen on Saturday, I made this handy flow chart: [Read more…]

The Boot Protest Guy is Back…

About a year ago, notorious campus preacher Brother Jed was at the University of Oregon spewing his blather when a clever student found a way to shut him up. As Jed spoke, a student named Tony stood near him, preaching the Gospel of The Boot: Tony was quite hysterical as a southern Baptist minister, and [Read More…]

The Upside to the Rapture

If the Rapture does happen this weekend, at least we have this to look forward to… It’ll all be fun and games… until the rest of us go to Hell. ***Edit***: Cartoon is courtesy of Dan Collins. (via Reddit) [Read more…]

Don’t Play the Lottery

It’s like your Statistics teacher (should have) told you: “The lottery is a tax on dumb people.” Or some variation of that (via Pearls Before Swine) [Read more…]

What Will Happen Post-Rapture?

Nothing out of the ordinary: (via Doonesbury) [Read more…]