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God is all-powerful and all-knowing… but His memory is just awful.
In a comic at It’s the Tie, He explains to His assistant how pillows help remind Him of all the important things on His agenda.
As many of you have probably experienced, there are a lot of things Christians say — out of “love,” they always claim — that are supposed to help you find God. Instead, they often do the opposite, reminding you of just how messed up religion can be.
Telling me that I might spend an eternity burning in Hell, for example, isn’t going to make me magically accept a fairy tale as historical truth.
A lot of people on Twitter have been sharing some of the worst things they’ve heard from religious people using the hashtag #ThingsTheGodlySay.
And in a salute to Jack Handey, we decided to put some of our favorites on a pleasant background… to remind you that even the worst faith-based ideas can be said with a smile.
Comedian Pierre Bennu saw his son playing with a Lando Calrissian action figure, clearly excited about the new Star Wars movie.
But he quickly learned that Star Wars had nothing to do with it.