Interview with Last Comic Standing‘s Myq Kaplan

Myq Kaplan is one clever, funny dude.

He finished 5th in the season finale of Last Comic Standing earlier this week. If you need any proof of his appeal to atheists and science/math geeks everywhere, just take a look at these two clips of him in action:


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Myq describes himself as “a Jewy-ish atheistic vegan” (among other things).

He probably would’ve grabbed my attention with that description alone, but I came to enjoy his comedy even more after I started reading his blog and Twitter feeds (especially this one). He’s clearly a gifted comedy writer who has a very unique way with words.

In the aftermath of the Last Comic Standing finale, Myq was kind enough to answer my questions:

So, you won this competition, right?

Correct. (Just don’t do any fact-checking on this one.)

What types of religion jokes seem to go over well with your audiences (regardless of their religious makeup)?

I aim to have my jokes be enjoyable by all reasonable people of whatever faith they want. I know that the definition of the term “reasonable” can vary, as there are some people who hate that I’m a “Jew” even though to many Jews I’m probably not that much OF a “Jew.”

But as far as most of the audiences I come across, people are generally receptive to whatever jokes I tell, which skew towards my belief in the real physical world, which has many amazing things and people in it. (I’m an Earth half-full kind of guy.) I talk about things that exist in this plane of existence, and that includes religious people and their beliefs, which I do support as long as they don’t infringe on the rights of others (which happens sometimes).

Sometimes taking religious documents literally also can lead to some humorous scenarios, and I find that most reasonable religious people (of which there are many) are cool with pointing such things out as well. You can believe in God and also enjoying laughing at ridiculous things. I think. And what I think matters, because as I understand it, I was made in God’s image, so he must feel similarly at least a little.

Are there certain topics you feel are off limits in your comedy?

No. The great thing about standup is that you can talk about whatever you want. I don’t that gives comedians a license to be cruel, but freedom of speech is a powerful thing, and when we start saying “say this, but not that,” we miss out on things of significance, I think. I mean, I don’t talk about things like bestiality merely to be inflammatory, but because I have (hopefully) substantial and interesting things to say about it.

Do you feel that jokes about Christianity help you or hurt you with the show’s judges? (Or did they only care if it was funny or not?) What about with the American public, who ultimately voted for the winner?

As far as the judges go, I think they were just looking for good comedy by original comedians, regardless of topic. Funny was their barometer, as far as I know. And I don’t know what the demographic of the voting public is or was, but I’m not specifically going after Christians. I’m not like “Jews win! Christians lose!” I’m not a fan of any organized religion specifically (Buddhists are disorganized, right?), though again, I do support it for people who get positive things out of it and use it to do positive things.

That said, there’s a school of comedy that specifically aims to speak truth to power, and Christianity is the religious power in this country. Authority should always be questioned; that’s what this country was founded on. So apparently I’m a patriot, and I guess people didn’t want someone so patriotic to win.

Where did you get your love for wordplay?

My mother was a dictionary and my father was a thesaurus. So that might be where I got a diction addiction.

What’s the best response you’ve heard from someone in the audience after a show? What would you *like* to hear an audience member say?

I most like to hear audiences say “hahahahaha” DURING the show. That trumps most anything anyone could say after. But in general, I’m happy to hear anything along the lines of “that was good/you are funny/I am happy to have seen this show/you will go places” (as long as that last one isn’t “you should go places right now, away from this place”).

When did you realize you were an atheist?

I’ll start by saying I don’t really like labels. I consider myself a “non-labeler.” That said, I believe the word “atheism” comes from something meaning “without belief” or something close to that. I think that various people perceive the word and concept in different ways, some viewing atheists as aggressively attacking the concept of god (which some do), but I take it more literally; it’s just that I’ve not seen any real reason that belief is warranted. I mean, I like the idea of belief, and growing up I did believe… even in college, I remember thinking things like “we can’t know for sure, we have no proof one way or the other, so why not choose the belief that makes me feel better? if it’s unknowable.”

But sometime thereafter, early in young adulthood, I started thinking more about all the bad things that happen in the world, and the (to me) unacceptable justifications for why a well-intentioned God would allow such things to happen. I also read some books by Daniel Quinn (“Ishmael” and several others) that put into context various stories from the Bible, paired up with stories of the beginning of agricultural civilization 10,000 years ago, and it really made more sense to see them as stories.

Of course I don’t know everything, and I’m certainly open to be proven wrong. But I’m just a big fan of the reality that we can perceive, doing what good we can in this world that we (almost) know exists, etc.

Or maybe it was the first time I took mushrooms.

I’m an atheist who’s only vegetarian. Am I evil for not being vegan?

I don’t think words like “evil” are that useful. I aim to live my life in as utilitarian way as possible. Create as much pleasure, try to avoid causing pain. Most of us probably strive for similar things, but along the way our own pleasure often gets prioritized over not causing others pain. Is that bad? I think so, though I’m certainly guilty of it as well. It’s also human. These days, it’s hard to be part of society and not be hypocritical in some way.

So, I don’t blame you for not being vegan, but I would question why you are not? Just because you love cheese? (For me, becoming vegan was about acknowledging that dairy came from the same torturous industry that the meat did. You can’t get milk without cows giving birth, and they’re all in the same system. That said, I do entirely support people who get their dairy AND meat from local farms that treat animals nicely. So, if you do that? Not evil at all.)

Now that Last Comic Standing is over, what’s the next reality show you’ll be appearing on?

I tried out for Beauty and the Geek once, but I was too beautiful I think. Sincerely, my plan is to appear on shows in reality, that’s it.

Which comedians (past and present) do you love listening to?

Mitch Hedberg, Louis CK, Doug Stanhope, Patton Oswalt, Emo Philips, Brian Regan, Andy Kindler, Paul F. Tompkins, Reggie Watts, and many more.

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Myq’s CD is called Vegan Mind Meld.

Go buy it, and then remember to vote for him on Last Com—oh, wait. Dammit. Just go see him when he visits your city!

Interview with Pastor Terry Jones, the Man Behind “International Burn A Koran Day”

A couple days ago, I posted this story about how the non-denominational Dove World Outreach Center church in Florida was going to host an “International Burn A Koran Day” on September 11th.

I had a chance to ask the pastor of that church, Dr. Terry D. Jones, a few questions and he gave me the following responses. Feel free to discuss his answers in the comments.

I am posting them here unedited:

Who is the audience for your event?

We hope to reach Moslems and Non-Moslems to awake and awareness that the Koran is a book of lies and that the only true salvation is in Jesus Christ.

Do you think Muslims will turn to Christ as a result of this?

This is our prayer and desire that they would seriously reexamine their religion. They will then come to the conclusion that Islam is of the devil and Christianity is the only true religion.

While you may feel “Islam is a lie” (as it says on your website), do you think this is a smart thing to do strategically?

Yes, we believe it is a smart thing because it will get the attention of thousands of people hopefully causing them to reexamine their relationship with God.

Do you worry about being accused of spreading hate? Is any publicity good publicity?

No, we are not worried about spreading hate because we are spreading the truth. Truth is love and the hope of salvation.

Do you fear any backlash from the Muslim community?

Of course we do becaue Islam has proven itself to be a violent religion and Muhammed promoted violence in the Koran.

Have any of the media reports of this event portrayed you unfairly or inaccurately? Would you like to set the record straight on any particular issue?

We have been accused of being racist. We are not attacking a race. In other words, we are not attacking the Moslem. We love the Moslems and hope that they would come to true salvation. What we are attacking is Islam, the religion, and Sharia law, the political system.

It’s called an “International” event, but is any group/church outside of yours planning on joining you?

We have gotten responses from all around the world. Yes, we are expecting hundreds to attend.

Would you support a Muslim (or atheist) group that felt Christianity was a problem and made plans to burn copies of the Bible?

We, of course, would not support them, but we would support their first amendment rights of freedom of expression

How do you respond to Christians who feel this does more harm than good for spreading the faith?

This is the way that we have chosen to do it. To those Christians who disagree, we would encourage them to choose their own method of spreading the gospel and do so.


Audio Interview with Phil Plait

During The Amazing Meeting 8, Robin Ferguson and I sat down to talk with Phil Plait from Bad Astronomy.

I had planned to transcribe it, but there’s so much interesting stuff Phil discussed — ranging from his “super secret project” to PepsiGate to not being a dick — that it was much easier to upload the audio and just put it out there.

(Speaking of not being a dick, here’s a a decent transcript of Phil’s TAM8 talk.)

You can download the interview here (MP3).

(This is the image he refers to in the interview.)

And now you know why I don’t do a podcast :)

Interview with David Javerbaum, Former Executive Producer of The Daily Show

One of the personal highlights for me at The Amazing Meeting was the chance to interview David Javerbaum, the former head writer and executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

He was one of the lead authors of America (The Book): A Citizen’s Guide to Democracy Inaction and the sole author of What to Expect When You’re Expected: A Fetus’s Guide to the First Three Trimesters.

Thursday was his last day on the job. He’s now pursuing other opportunities in Hollywood.

We spoke about working on The Daily Show, the response to the Jezebel hitpiece, and the state of the media in general.

On the Jezebel situation (in which The Daily Show was accused of being a sexist workplace — the female staffers at the show responded with a message of their own):

I, in some ways, wish we hadn’t even responded to them… the women of the show were so offended by the article, personally — I, obviously, was not — that I think they felt obliged to respond on a personal level.

On the research that goes on behind the scenes at The Daily Show:

It is research that any news organization could be doing more efficiently and better than us. They just don’t want to. They just don’t do it. It’s a matter of their failure and not our success.

What are the researchers doing at The Daily Show that makes it work so well?

They’re good and they’re passionate. And they know the techniques of how to research. But, again, there’s nothing inherently comic about the idea of going back and finding hypocritical soundbytes. That’s not a comic template. That’s a journalistic template that we’ve co-opted and they have abandoned. I don’t know why that is.

Will that change anytime soon?

No.

Does anyone in the mainstream media do a good job?

Probably a handful. But less and less… I think they’re part of the establishment at this point.

What can we do to fix that?

Nothing… realistically, it’s not going to happen. Also, realistically, I don’t think things are any worse than they’ve ever been. I think human nature is human nature. I think the phenomenon of journalism getting co-opted, or the equivalent thereof, has been happening for thousands and thousands of years. I don’t think it’s any worse than usual. It’s human nature…

The acclaim we’ve gotten has been due to our happening to fill that void in a way that’s almost accidental because it’s not really what we are out to do. We’re… out to do a comedy show that’s funny and that gives us some satisfaction when we go home at night.

Jon Stewart is often criticized for not being a more hard-lined journalist or for not asking tougher questions. His response is usually that it’s a comedy show, not a news show. Is there any obligation for The Daily Show to act as a news program?

We get that a lot. I don’t know if we have an obligation journalistically. I do know there are times when Jon has felt disappointed in himself in the way an interview has gone. But I wouldn’t use the adverb ‘journalistically.’ I just think kind of personally, he feels disappointed that he wasn’t tougher in a certain way…

We [have] all been approached by outsiders with a lot of moral questions about the nature of what we do, and whether it’s journalism or moral or whatever. When you’re in the middle of a bubble, you don’t really think of it that way. You just think of it as doing your job and trying to do stuff with as much comedic integrity… as you can muster on any given day.

What do you think about polls in which Jon Stewart is named “America’s Most Trusted Newscaster“?

I think he and I would both agree that that’s a pathetic commentary… on the news media. He would happily accept anything to the effect of how funny he is. I think that’s what he thinks of himself as — that’s what we all do…

It’s like when an alcoholic has no alcohol in the house and he has to drink the shampoo. We’re like shampoo. There oughta be some 12-year-old scotch somewhere. But there ain’t, so apparently, we’re the shampoo.

What’s the future of the The Daily Show? Will it continue to be successful?

It doesn’t matter that I’m leaving. We’ve been around for 11 years. I think we have a pretty good track record. I think everybody’s collective equilibrium is very set, pretty settled… As long as Jon and the staff bring the level of passion and craft and comedy and camaraderie every day, as they have for the last 11 years, I think the show will be fine. It’s certainly settled into what it is. It’s no longer in its wild adolescence. It’s now in its middle age. We’ll probably retire before we get old.

Can the show succeed without Jon Stewart?

No. Not in the form that it is now. Some other form of it could exist, but the show is him and he is the show at this point. The network might try something — I wouldn’t blame them — but he and the show are inseparable.

What’s the relationship like between The Daily Show and The Colbert Report?

Oh, it’s like brothers. We’re the older brother and we helped create the younger brother. It’s been a hell of an hour. I think now people think of us as a team. Jon and Stephen are great friends and they’re both wonderful people and it’s been a good relationship. I’ve done some work with Stephen as well… and it’s great. It’s very rare that you get to have a spinoff that is so harmonious with the original.

What’s you favorite memory now that you have left the show?

I couldn’t pick just one. I have so many memories — they’re so formative in my creative life. It set the template… I hope, for the rest of my life, in terms of not only how to approach comedy, but just how to approach other human beings in a workplace environment, how to collaborate with people, how to analyze facts critically, which obviously is [relevant] to this convention… it’s not just one memory. At this point, It’s a whole foundational experience for me.

Are the current projects you’re working on related to politics/journalism?

Not necessarily, no. Everybody at the show, with almost no exceptions, is a comedy person, not a political person. Political people would not have gotten to the show…

Hopefully, there’s a sensibility [with my current work] that’s different. I’m leaving the show to do things that have more my voice on them, because I spent 11 years very happily contributing to a larger voice; I’m now ready to do my own stuff. I think there’s a similarity of sensibility, I hope.

I’m looking forward to not having to spend the first half hour of my work morning every morning watching Fox & Friends. Just that. That’s the thing I’ll miss the least. I don’t need to watch that anymore. I don’t need to wallow in that filth. I mean, the guys who do that all day for us, they’re like the sewer workers in Mexico who don full body costumes to go into the sewers to clean the shit out of the pipes. I don’t know how they do it. They’re heroes… It’s really hard. I mean, it really is. It’s really hard. It never got easier for me to watch. It got harder for me. I never got acclimated to it.

Is it any easier watching news shows when they’re more similar to you, ideologically?

Once in a while, when you see something that’s not bad, you think there’s a glimmer of hope. But then you’re quickly corrected.

What’s your forthcoming book Earth all about?

This book is subtitled “A Visitor’s Guide to the Human Race” and it’s the book we’re leaving behind for the aliens when they come upon our planet so we can explain what happened and what we think went wrong.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Book): A Visitor’s Guide to the Human Race will be published in September. You can (and should!) pre-order your copy now.

After our conversation, Javerbaum spoke to the 1300+ attendees at The Amazing Meeting. You can read about his talk here.)

Interview with Tom Krattenmaker, Author of Onward Christian Athletes

Tom Krattenmaker has been following the trend of religion in sports for a long while now, and he’s written a book about the subject: Onward Christian Athletes: Turning Ballparks into Pulpits and Players into Preachers.

(To my surprise, it’s not just a biography of Tim Tebow.)

A lot of you had questions for Krattenmaker — I had several myself — and he kindly answered them all in this interview:

The obvious question: Why do athletes thank god when they win but never seem to mention god when they lose? (Is there any instance that comes to mind of an athlete mentioning god in a loss?)

Well, you’re right, Hemant. Rarely does a Christian athlete make a religious gesture or talk about God after a loss or a bad play. I spend a whole chapter discussing this in Onward Christian Athletes — this tricky relationship between on-field success and expressions of faith. As I’ve been saying in interviews with Christian media outlets, the faith expression would have a lot more credibility, and be a lot more in sync with the Bible, if athletes did it in moments of failure and defeat, too. Now, I understand that many secularists are not looking to see even more faith in the game, but you have to admit that this kind of consistency would decrease the silliness quotient when it comes to Christianity in sports. Quit acting like religious faith is primarily about winning games and getting ahead in life!

You ask “why?” Part of it has to do with gratitude. It’s natural for an Evangelical athlete to give credit to God for everything, so when something good happens in their athletic career, they’re bound to praise God. It also has to do with evangelism, which is a big part of why religion has become such a conspicuous part of the game. The idea is that God put these athletes in positions of success and influence so that they could share the gospel with the masses. Usually it’s the winning player who gets the post-game spotlight, so the stage is set for the faith testimonial.

I have seen a few exceptions to the rule in recent months, such as Colt McCoy of the University of Texas invoking God following his team’s loss in the college football national championship game back in January.

(Hemant adds: McCoy said the following after an early injury kept him out of most of the BCS Championship game:)

“I’ve given college football the best I’ve had for the last four years,” McCoy said. “Every player’s dream is to play on a stage like that and have an opportunity like that. I could have never imagined this would happen. I’ll never question God. I’m a man of faith. I’ve never questioned why. But, yes, I’m truly disappointed because I would have made a huge difference.”

Working off that same question, let’s say a Christian athlete loses a game… why don’t reporters ever ask him why God wasn’t on his side that time? Why don’t they call Christian athletes out on it when they lose? When is a reporter going to ask, “Why do you deserve to win more than the Christian on the other team?” (In case you can’t tell, this one really frustrates me…)

Wouldn’t it be awesome if a reporter asked something like that? The fact is, the interviewers normally ignore the God comments and rarely if ever ask follow-up questions probing the athletes’ beliefs. One reason I felt compelled to write the book is that these questions have been hanging out there unanswered for many, many years. There has been way too little critical thinking and analysis about what’s happening where religion and sports intersect. I think your frustration is shared by lots and lots of people — even some deep-thinking Christians, as I discovered in my journeys for the book. But for the most part, sports-loving Evangelicals are proud of these athletes for representing the faith and they seem disinclined to question the theological validity of their statements.

Do certain sports have a higher percentage of openly Christian athletes?

My book focuses on the big-three pro sports of baseball, basketball, and football, and those three are pretty similar in terms of ministry operations, athletes’ conceptions of their faith and careers, and so forth. There’s less pointing to God in basketball, but that’s because the rhythm and flow of the game don’t provide those same sky-pointing moments. You’ve probably noticed that hockey has a lot less religious expression and, from what I know, a much smaller Christian presence in locker rooms. I think that has a lot to do with how few Americans play in the NHL. As you know, popular evangelicalism flourishes in the U.S. like in few other countries, and pro hockey is dominated by Canadians and Europeans.

Do secular countries tend to do any better or worse than very-religious ones in international events (like the World Cup)?

I don’t think there’s any evidence of a correlation between religiosity and success, despite the hype you hear from Christian media outlets from time to time when a team with a lot of conspicuous Christianity is on a roll. Case in point: The 2007 Detroit Lions, who started out 6-2 amid a slew of stories about the mass Christian conversions, robust Bible-study participation, and so forth. Well, you know what happened next. The Lions went 1-7 over the second half of that season, and that was just a prelude to the horrible 0-16 season that followed. What an embarrassment for those who would use sports victories as proof of religion’s validity!

Do these athletes really believe God cares more about their performances in the games than, say, *real* problems in the world?

Yes, some do, and that tells you something about the serious lack of perspective that we often see on display in popular expressions of Christianity in our culture. To be fair, I think you’ll find that evangelical Christians see God’s hand in everything, big and small, so this is bound to carry over into sports. But it fails to grasp the obvious truth that sports should not have the cosmic significance we sometimes give them. After all, these are just games!

I have to say, Hemant, that Christians aren’t the only ones who have lost perspective on sports. It seems to me that society in general has gotten carried away. Here we have all these beautiful new stadiums and arenas opening up across the country — often on the taxpayer dime — and all this attention on sports, while infrastructure deteriorates and huge social problems go neglected. What is up with that?

Are their any current Muslim or atheist athletes who make their beliefs known in the context of their sport?

No one with a high profile who immediately comes to mind for me. Hakeem Olajuwon from pro basketball was known for his Muslim faith and practices, not to mention his extraordinary basketball ability, and he was a very positive face of Islam in pro sports. Now that he’s retired, there really aren’t any super-star Muslim players in basketball, football, or baseball.

Same story when it comes to atheists. I think you’ll find that they generally keep quiet and try to avoid rocking the boat. Robert Smith — a great running back with the Vikings back in the ‘90s — made his atheism known, but you’ll find few examples of this.

Why don’t Christian football players follow the 4th Commandment and “Keep the Sabbath Day Holy”?

Well, you’re clearly onto something with that question, Hemant. The fact is that popular Christianity has latched onto sports with great enthusiasm, and in so doing, it has been strongly influenced by sports thinking. If anything, sports has influenced popular Christianity more than vice-versa, and that’s why no one worries too much about keeping the Sabbath. Or, for that matter, about the violence we see in sports, and other deeply irreligious aspects of big-time sports.

Do professional coaches ever lead prayers before games? If so, is that legal?

Sure. I have a video clip I use in my presentations of none other than Phil Jackson of the Lakers having his team say the Lord’s Prayer after a game. This is fairly common in pro and big-time college sports. I doubt it’s legal if we’re talking about a public university. When it comes to a pro sports team –- essentially a private enterprise using a public facility -– the question is more complicated. What I do know is that it’s high time we start asking these questions and holding sports accountable to the public when it comes to religious practices. Nothing against the religious athletes and their faith — I affirm the right of anyone to practice and express their faith — but pro teams have a responsibility to the religiously diverse communities that support these franchises.

Many sports teams have their own chaplains. Are these privately funded?

As far as I’m aware, every team in pro basketball, football, and baseball has a Christian chaplain embedded with it. They’re generally there to provide religious counseling and support, but also to evangelize and, in many cases, to enlist convert players in the cause of evangelism. The chaplains I’m aware of are volunteers or staff members from groups like Athletes in Action. So, no, there’s no public money involved, and the team generally does not pay them.

We often hear about athletes who commit felonies and use steroids… are these athletes any more or less religious than their secular counterparts?

I do believe that the Christian presence in sports helps provide a positive moral influence, at least at the level of individual morality, and many of the Christian athletes are good men and good citizens. That said, some of the notorious performance-enhancing-drug cheaters are Christians. One would be Andy Pettitte of the Yankees, whose public profile is very positive and who seems to be an upstanding guy in most ways. Yet he was busted for using a banned substance, and he was less than contrite and forthcoming when he tried to explain it publicly. I guess the most notorious example of this kind of thing was Eugene Robinson, who played for the Falcons a decade ago. Right after winning an award from the Christian group Athletes in Action for his high moral character, he was busted for soliciting a prostitute — on the eve of playing in the Super Bowl, no less!

How do you think atheists should react to these outward displays of religion in sports? Should we be angry? Should we just get over it?

My suggestion would be to understand that these outward displays are the tip of the iceberg — and to examine what’s happening beneath the surface of the water. Why, for example, is the public resource known as “our team” — playing in a publicly financed stadium — being used as a vehicle for the promotion of an exclusive form of Christianity that is not in sync with the religious diversity we have in our communities, and not in sync with the pluralism that we value in America?

Are athletes becoming more open about their faith outside the sport? (I’m thinking of things like Tim Tebow and his mom doing a Super Bowl ad for Focus on the Family)

I’m not sure this is more frequent now. Since the start of this faith-in-sports movement post World War II, we’ve always had Evangelical athletes venturing into political waters. When they do take on public issues, they typically line up with the positions and views of the Christian right. This is no great surprise, given what we know about the strong alignment between evangelicalism and conservative politics in our time. I’m not saying Christians should always be liberals. But I would say something is amiss — that an incomplete Christianity is on display — when it always veers right on political matters. The landscape is changing in this regard as more young evangelicals break out of the old formation and take on so-called liberal issues like climate change and immigration reform. Will sport-world Christianity reflect this change? I hope so. We shall see.

Why does God hate every team I seem to bet on?

Because you’re an atheist, Hemant! Your teams are never going to do well until you finally accept the Lord. So get on that, OK?

Remind me to find religion before I go to Vegas next month.

If you have any follow-up questions, please leave them in the comments!

Tom Krattenmaker goes into much more depth about these questions and others in his book Onward Christian Athletes: Turning Ballparks into Pulpits and Players into Preachers. Go get it!

Interview with Eric Kaufmann, Author of Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?

Religious fundamentalists have a lot of babies.

They don’t even have to be fundies. I mean, there’s clearly something in holy water that makes a Catholic woman’s uterus extra-powerful.

Last year, I shared an excerpt from Kathryn Joyce‘s book Quiverfull that really haunted me. It described a patriarch’s long-term plans for his family:

One of Geoffrey Botkin’s catchiest contributions to patriarchy is his branding of the dominion vision in his “two-hundred-year plan for multigenerational faithfulness”: a concept that started as an Excel spreadsheet he put together stretching from his marriage in 1980 to his projected death, in 2038, to the culmination of his vision in 2180. It has since become a cornerstone of the Vision Forum message and the focus of a new three-day ministry conference teaching Vision Forum followers to emulate Botkin’s ambitious plan.

Botkin’s personal plan plots major family accomplishments on his Excel sheet — both completed and those they aim for, such as books published, films made, churches planted — and priorities are set out for the family that will unfold over the course of generations: a thorough listing of goals set down for generations of children yet unborn. The generations themselves are projected as well: Botkin’s sons (still unmarried) are listed with their projected marriage dates, the projected births and number of their children, and their projected deaths. His grandsons and great-grandsons are charted as well until two hundred years’ worth of Botkin heirs and accomplishments have accumulated. At the end of his two-hundred-year plan, Botkins estimates that he’ll have been the patriarch of some 186,000 male descendants, all of whom, he is confident, will begin their own two-hundred-year plans modeled on Botkin’s ideals…

(p. 229)

Scary, no?

Eric Kaufmann has been thinking about this problem for a while now. He believes that religious fundamentalists will grow/breed even more rapidly this century — especially in the West.

The new book explaining his theory is called Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century.

A recent article about the book in the Telegraph (UK) carried the headline: “Atheism is doomed: the contraceptive Pill is secularism’s cyanide tablet.”

Yikes.

Kaufmann graciously agreed to do an interview for this site.

In it, I ask him whether atheists should be having more babies (because I’d *totally* volunteer to help out), whether his thesis is wrong because studies show increases in the percentage of non-religious people (at least in the US), and whether this religious baby-making trend will change in the future:

How did you become so interested in this topic?

My background is in studies of national identity and ethnic conflict. In my previous books, I focused on Canada, the United States and Northern Ireland. In all cases, the changing ethnic makeup of the population is a major issue and has at different times contributed to ethnic conflict. Having lived much of my life in Vancouver and London, I have always been aware of rapid ethnic change. Having said this, assimilation has the power to break down ethnic differences. But with religion, the assimilation process requires secularisation, which is not so automatic. In the US, for example, the pot melted Catholics and Jews with Protestants, but the division between fundamentalists of all religions and seculars remained, and has solidified into the battle lines of the so-called ‘culture wars’.

Why do fundamentalists have so many babies? Is this a relatively recent trend?

Fundamentalists have large families because they believe in traditional gender roles, pronatalism (‘go forth and multiply’) and the subordination of individualism to the needs of the religious community.

Is it recent? Yes. First, when we all lived on the land, had no contraception and poor medicine and sanitation, most people — pious or otherwise — needed to have large families to survive. Now, family size has been freed from material constraints by urbanisation, modern medicine and contraception. So values come to the fore, and seculars express their values in smaller families while fundamentalists resist the trend. Fundamentalists don’t actually have more kids than they used to, but nearly all survive, and their relative advantage over others grows. It’s also worth mentioning that fundamentalism is a modern (post-1850 or post-1900) trend: a reaction against secularism or secularised (read: moderate) religion that has become more intense since the 1960s sexual revolution.

Are fundamentalists concerned with the prospect of an overpopulated earth?

No — they feel God will provide and consider such concerns ‘anti-people’.

Is there any way to convince fundamentalists to have fewer children? Do you think the trend will change in the future?

I think there are different species of fundamentalist. The more open ones, such as pentecostalists or neo-evangelicals, are only slightly above average when it comes to fertility. So it is really the closed fundamentalists, like the ultra-Orthodox Jews, Salafi Muslims, or even many Mormons and neo-Calvinist Protestants, that one has to worry about. And here I think there is an explicit determination to set one’s face against modernity. So fertility is unlikely to fall. This is something quite different from, say, traditional Catholic or Muslim fertility, both of which were high for ethnocultural reasons but have fallen with integration into mainstream society. I think one can try and lean on fundamentalists by flagging up an ethic of planetary and civic responsibility, but this will probably fall on deaf ears.

Is this trend occurring in certain parts of the world only? Where? Within certain faiths? Which ones?

The trend is more advanced in the developed world, where urbanisation, contraception and modern medicine have reached their height. The pattern is most immediate and intense within Judaism where the ultra-Orthodox are already a significant share (over 10 percent) of the population and have three or four times as many children as liberals and seculars. But even within Christianity and Islam, fundamentalists have twice the family size of seculars.

Do most of the children born into these religious families remain in the faith?

Yes. First off, stronger religions retain members more effectively than moderate faiths because when you leave a fundamentalist religion, you leave your entire life — family, friends, leisure — behind, not just one compartment. Moreover, retention rates have been rising as fundamentalists have become better organised and began to harness modern technologies of communications, media and record keeping, which help weave a whole world around their members. I use the analogy of nations, which became institutionalised into our contemporary system of nation-states with the delineation of borders, maps, censuses and bureaucracies. That gave them better retention and fixity. So too with fundamentalist religious sects.

Are atheists having fewer babies than “average” or are we simply not keeping up with the religious?

I think the evidence is pretty clear that atheists have spearheaded the trend toward below-2.1 children which is now universal in the developed world. So it’s a case of everyone having fewer, but the relative gap between religious and secular widening. When the religious have 2 and atheists 1, that’s a 100 percent advantage. 4 versus 3, which might have been the case a generation or two ago, is only a 25 percent advantage.

This trend of “quiverfull” Christian families and large Catholic families (to name a couple) has been around for a while… And yet, the percentages of non-religious people keep increasing according to recent polls. Does that contradict your thesis?

No. The composition of a population is always a product of the relative pace of secularisation and religious growth. I use the analogy of a treadmill. Seculars are running on a treadmill that is tilting up and moving against them because of their low fertility and immigration. The religious — notably fundamentalists — are standing still or walking backward, but their treadmill is pushing them forward and tilting downhill. So in Europe in the late twentieth century, seculars were running fast enough to overcome their demographic disadvantage and overtook the faithful. But today, secularism is slowing down outside England and Catholic Europe, and is facing a more difficult incline from the treadmill of demography. London is a good example: it is more religious now than 20 years ago despite secularisation, simply because of religious immigration and fertility.

Should atheists start having more babies?

Tough question. My instinctive answer would be ‘yes’, but this would only be effective if immigration were reduced and religious fundamentalists responded to calls for smaller families, which is unlikely. There is also the matter of global warming to worry about — we don’t want a population footrace with fundamentalism. So in the end, the most promising course is to somehow attract more people away from fundamentalist religion, no easy task.

What information do you hope readers take from your book?

I’m interested in generating a debate about the impact of our global demographic turmoil, what Jack Goldstone recently termed the ‘New Population Bomb’, on the ideological direction of our societies. Most people assume that events, policy debates and cultural currents are the main influence on where our societies go. Francis Fukuyama assumes that the end of the Cold War, the failure of socialism and the spread of liberal-democratic values will lead to an ‘End of History’. I don’t discount culture and politics, but in a post-ideological, post-heroic age, slower-moving forces such as demography can come to the fore and generate powerful social changes.

Kaufmann’s book Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century will be published next week.

Interview with Ray Comfort

Ray Comfort is the man responsible for the recent distribution of Charles Darwin’s On the Origin of Species (with a 50-page introduction explaining why it’s all junk science and how Darwin is connected to Hitler) at college campuses across the country. He distributed the books a day earlier than he said he would. On Tuesday, he announced that his ministry will be giving away a million more copies of the book.

He’s also the man speaking alongside ministry partner Kirk Cameron in the infamous video about “the banana: an atheist’s worst nightmare.”

You asked questions and Ray responded.

A few notes:

  • This is uncut. I added in links when appropriate. I also fixed a couple grammatical things, with the goal to preserve the intended meaning at all times.
  • All emphases are his.
  • I did not ask Ray many questions about Creationism in general, because any Creationist could answer those. I tried to stick to questions which only he could answer.

And with that, here we go:

Hemant Mehta: Why did you distribute the books a day early? Do you think that was deceptive?

Ray Comfort: Whether or not it was “deceptive” depends on your point of view. We originally intended to give the books out on the 19th but because of the threats of book burnings, of “unilateral resistance,” and the many threats to tear out the Introduction, we changed our strategy. I believe it was a strategically good move. Many atheists had planned to disguise themselves as students and collect multiple copies themselves to stop students from getting the books. One atheist benevolently said, “I wish people would stop ragging on him distributing the books early. It’s a good strategic move to try to pre-empt our events, themselves intended to oppose his . . . it’s a legitimate tactic, no matter how frustrating.”

Hemant: Why did the first editions of your book not include four important chapters from Darwin’s book? (They are in the second printing, you have said, but why not the first?)

Ray: When laying out the book for the first print (30,000 copies), the publishers found that it was over 400 pages and a book that size was too expensive to be a free publication. I therefore randomly removed four chapters and Darwin’s Introduction, saying within the book that they could be freely downloaded at www.originextra.com. But for the second print (175,000 copies) we dropped the text-size, and that reduced the entire book to 304 pages, making it affordable as a giveaway. It was the second print that we made available to students.

Hemant: Similarly, why reprint a first edition of Darwin’s book and not the sixth edition (which contained corrections and an additional chapter)?

Ray: I published the first edition because that’s what we were celebrating — 150 years since the publication of the first edition of On the Origin of Species.

Hemant: The arguments you make in the introduction to the Darwin book have been stated before — and refuted repeatedly by scientists. So why repeat them? Are you interested in hearing atheists’ responses to your questions?

Ray: I don’t deny that the arguments I have used have been addressed many times. However, it’s only atheists that believe that they have been “refuted.” I don’t. I listen to arguments and if they don’t hold up, I don’t accept them.

Hemant: In your own words, how would you describe how evolution and natural selection are supposed to work according to the theory that is broadly accepted in the life sciences? (In other words, can you explain what evolution is before trying to debunk it?)

Ray: Someone who believes in the theory of evolution believes that life started simply and over millions of years evolved to the complex state we now see. The process of change is supposedly brought about by something Darwin called “natural selection.” Evolution has no explanation for the genesis of life, and it has never been “observed” to take place. Nor has it been scientifically proven — because it’s never been “tested” in a laboratory. Evolution, as you have conceded in your question, is simply a theory. Darwinian evolution is often confused by believers with a species adapting within its own kind. Transitions within a species (a kind) is not Darwinian evolution.

Hemant: What is the strongest evidence you can think of in support of evolution by natural selection?

Ray: There is no indisputable evidence for species to species evolution. All “evidence” comes down to faith — does the believer believe the dating process or the information given by other believers in evolution. The mantra is that there are millions of fossils that scientifically prove evolution. I am often sent long lists of missing links. But as I investigate each one, they are not true missing links between kinds. There are millions of fossils that reveal adaptation within kinds, but there are no undisputed fossils that show one species (kind) evolving into another species (kind). The links between kinds were missing in Darwin’s day, and 150 years later they are still missing. To date I have seen no evidence for the theory of evolution.

Hemant: What evidence would you need to see in order to accept evolution?

Ray: If you can think of something new that you think is credible, please let me know and I will be happy to consider it.

Hemant: Many atheists say you make a lot of errors when talking about science. If you heard us saying false things about Christianity, odds are you wouldn’t take us very seriously. Why should we take you seriously?

Ray: Many atheists believe that I make a lot of errors when talking about science. Let me correct them just a little. I have made errors about the beliefs of evolutionists. I am told that I am in error by using the phrase “the law of gravity.” If that’s unscientific, I’m not alone. Many scientists also use the phrase. I am told that I believe that the earth is 6,000 years old, when I have said many times I don’t have any idea about the age of the earth. Those who believe it’s 4.5 billion years old have to have faith in radioisotope dating techniques. I don’t have that sort of faith.

Hemant: What are the last few books about evolution which you’ve read (written by people who accept evolution, I mean)?

Ray: Evolution For Dummies (I’m sure some would say that that is an appropriate book for me). As usual, the explanation [as] to why we have 1.4 million kinds with both male and female was ignored. The Wild World of the Future talks about future evolution speculation, as opposed to the usual evolution speculation of past. The last book I read was On the Origin of Species. I read it from cover to cover and found it a difficult read because most of it is pretty boring. I have heard atheists say the same thing. However, thanks to our generous giveaway of a total of 205,000 copies, others can read for themselves what Darwin actually believed, and make up their own minds.

Hemant: The banana. Do you stand by the argument in your video? Do you regret saying what you did? Do you like when people associate that video with you? Was it a joke? Are you aware that the banana in your video is genetically modified while a “natural” banana would be virtually unrecognizable? (There are several other questions regarding the Banana, but these are the overall themes).

Ray: I deeply regret doing the banana routine on television without a live audience. I have been doing it for live audiences for more than 20 years, and it’s never failed to get a lot of laughs.

Regarding genetic modification. There isn’t any evidence that the banana has changed its shape in the last 2,000 years. The anonymous creator of the well-publicized YouTube clip used a picture of a modern banana that was shaped like a potato, to make me look like a fool (and he did a pretty good job). To see evidence that the banana hasn’t changed shape, go to the bottom of http://www.livingwaters.com/origin/presskit and click on the PDF of “The Banana Controversy.”

Humbling though it has been, the subject has worked in my favor. Being “The Banana Man” has left me with a very low bar to reach. People are quite amazed when I’m able to string a complete sentence together.

Hemant: Many countries with high numbers of non-religious people have lower rates of crime, spousal abuse, divorce, etc. Doesn’t this go against the idea that non-theism is dangerous?

Ray: Theism or non-theism isn’t the issue. For example, religion has caused terrible atrocities throughout history (and still does today). It comes in at the number two spot. Number one is atheistic communism, which has been responsible for an estimated 100 million deaths throughout history*. So the problem has little to do with religion or atheism. The root problem is people that use whatever means possible for their own evil agenda. Crime is all over this world, because sin dwells in every person.

[* Footnote: “Communism has been the greatest social engineering experiment we have ever seen. It failed utterly and in doing so it killed over 100,000,000 men, women, and children, not to mention the near 30,000,000 of its subjects that died in its often aggressive wars and the rebellions it provoked.”]

Hemant: You write on your website that “It is impossible for a Christian to convert to atheism because a Christian is someone who knows God.” People have sent me letters talking about how extremely devout and Christian they used to be, even though they are now atheists. What do you make of their testimonies? (Are they liars? Are they not really atheists? Were they never truly Christians?)

Ray: These people are the results of the horrible manipulative practices of modern Christianity. Many of these spurious converts fall away from the faith and (understandably) become very bitter. Some become atheists. Some stay in the church and give God lip-service (they play the hypocrite). If this doesn’t make sense, take the time to listen to the two free audios (“Hell’s Best Kept Secret” and “True and False Conversion”) on www.livingwaters.com. Hopefully they will help to shed light on what has been happening because of the practices of modern Christianity.

Hemant: Can you name some other Christians you believe are doing good work to spread Biblical word? (In other words, what other Christians do you respect and support?) What do you make of Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church? Are their actions and beliefs consistent with the God you believe in?

Ray: There are millions of Christians (and thousands of Christian organizations) that I love and wholeheartedly support.

I know that many atheists will disagree with me when I say that I love atheists. But if I didn’t, I would have paid for the meals of 40 atheists when they invited me to dinner, in Orange County. Why would I give Red Lobster meal vouchers to atheists on my blog? Why did I give away 120 hard cover books to atheists? I don’t hate anybody. I think that the people at Westboro Baptist church are terribly misguided and that they are misrepresenting Christianity.

There has been a lot of talk about Hitler using Christianity for his hate filled agenda. But he perverted the message of Christianity, which says to love your enemies, and to do good to those that hate you. But Hitler spoke about evolution in his autobiography and then used it correctly for his own ends. He took survival of the fittest to its logical conclusion. Richard Dawkins says that evolution is “survival of the fittest,” and that he is thankful that we don’t instigate Darwin’s theory in contemporary society, where we care for the elderly. You can see Dawkin’s saying this in an interview on the Press Kit on www.livingwaters.com

Hemant: When scientists uncover million-year-old fossils or discover evolutionary “missing links,” do you think they are lying to themselves or somehow misinterpreting the data?

Ray: The Theory of Evolution is like a puffy summer cloud. It changes almost daily. It is nebulous, and can be as large or as small as the imaginations of men. I have said many times that its language is the language of speculation — using words like “believe” “suppose,” “probably,” and “perhaps.” Nothing is sure, because “science” is forever changing its position as it searches for truth. Today’s “missing link” is discarded for tomorrow’s, and something that was 300 million [years old] years ago can become 400 million years [old] overnight. So much is based on faith in dating methods and unscientific beliefs of men who have an erroneous presupposition. I don’t have faith in the same things in which evolutions have faith.

Hemant: On your website, you’ve mentioned some nasty things people have been saying about you. But you never link back to the original postings. Is there a reason for this? Wouldn’t it be good practice, so readers could see the context of the quotations for themselves and judge the statements for themselves?

Ray: This question was asked by “Linzee Binzee,” who quoted someone saying that they hated me, and wished that I had a heart attack. Then Linzee said, “Quote-mining is a tactic Comfort is constantly guilty of, and in this instance he used it to defend his pathetic cowardice.” The quote in question was from the comments section of my own blog.

The general rule is that if it is a scientific claim, you will find “Notes” at the bottom of my posts (you can check on this by looking at previous posts). But when people say negative or hateful comments, it has no academic importance and it’s a simple thing to Google and find the source.

Hemant: You spend a lot of time talking to and writing about atheists. Yet, people of other faiths (Muslim, Hindu, etc.) also don’t believe in your god. Surely, they’re facing the same perilous future as the atheists. Why not spend energy on them as well? Why focus solely on the atheists?

Ray: I have preached open air more than 5,000 times. That took a lot of energy. Most of those times I was addressing people outside the atheist community. I have also written 60 or so books, most of them have nothing to do with atheism. If I seem to focus on atheists it’s because they won’t leave me alone. They hang around my blog like bugs at a camp fire, and when I go to give books out at universities, they are waiting for me. But I love and honor them, and count it a privilege to speak with them.

Hemant: Why have Christians like Francis Collins accepted evolution so wholeheartedly?

Ray: I will answer this by quoting from a recent entry on “Atheist Central” (note the “Note” at the end):

A Christian can believe in fairies, if he wishes. While I wouldn’t doubt the salvation of one who did, I may doubt his sanity. This is because Christianity doesn’t come from what you believe (although that is part of the equation), it comes from who you know.

Let me back up a little to explain what I mean. The Bible teaches the Jesus Christ was pre-existent before He was manifest in human form. He claimed to be the source of life, saying things like “I am the life” (see John 1:4, 11:25, 14:6). When someone repents and believes the gospel (that Jesus Christ died for his sin and rose on the third day), he places his trust in the Savior and comes to “know” God. Then God “seals” the believer with the Holy Spirit. Jesus Christ “who is our life” dwells within the believer (see John 14:16-18). The Scriptures say “Christ, who is in you” (see Colossians 1:27). Jesus said that he would come to and would actually dwell within the Christian through the Holy Spirit (see John 14:21).

Here now is the bottom line. If you have Jesus Christ, you have life, irrespective of your denomination. God knows those that love Him. If you don’t have Jesus Christ (through the new birth of John 3:3), you don’t have life. You are still dead in your sins and justly under the condemnation of God (see John 3:17-18). Here’s the pivotal verses:

“He who has the Son has life; he who does not have the Son of God does not have life. These things I have written to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, that you may know that you have eternal life…”(1 John 5:12-13).

That said, if you have the Son of God, then the Holy Spirit will lead you into all truth (see John 16:13). Your theology in time will become “sound,” and you will align your beliefs with those truths revealed in Holy Scripture, because it is God’s revelation to mankind. If the Old Testament says there was a literal flood (Jesus did also), the Christian cannot believe otherwise. If the Bible says that the earth freely floats in space when “science” of the time said that it didn’t (see Job 26:7), the Christian quickly sides with the Bible.

In the case of evolution, Scripture is very clear that God made man in His image (not as a primate). He made him and all the animal kingdom as male and female (“Evolutionary biology is unable to reveal why animals would abandon asexual reproduction in favor of more costly and inefficient sexual reproduction.” [1]), and He gave them (and every living animal) the ability to reproduce “after their own kind,” and not to evolve in time into other “kinds” or species of animals. We see the truth of all of the above both in the fossil record and in the creation that surrounds us.


Interview with Michael Baigent, Author of Racing Toward Armageddon

Michael Baigent is the co-author of Holy Blood, Holy Grail, the book that provided the underlying idea behind The Da Vinci Code (that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a child and the bloodline lives on). In fact, his last name is an anagram for a main character in Dan Brown‘s book. His work has been both revered and vilified and, in 2007, he was on the losing end of a lawsuit against Brown.

Baigent has just released his new book, Racing Toward Armageddon: The Three Great Religions and the Plot to End the World, which is about… well… you can figure that out yourself.

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Here is one excerpt from the prologue:

At its heart fundamentalism is a relentless progression deeper and deeper into intolerance and ignorance, which, unless opposed, will by default achieve its aims. Judged and measured against their own pronouncements, we must conclude that the fundamentalist religions of all denominations are opposing the free will and vibrancy of human life — they are, paradoxically, performing the very task they attribute to the feared Antichrist: they are attempting to convert a distorted view of reality into such a skillfully packaged shape that it might be taken as truth.

Fundamentalist religions are humanity’s greatest enemy. Blunt speaking, certainly, but time is short, and I see no reason not to call it as I see it. The fact we all have to face is that the fundamentalist religions leave no room for human frailty, for compassion, for forgiveness, or for creative freedom of thought. They are trying to return us to that time of darkness we thought was left far behind, where blind belief was considered more important than farsighted discovery, where the dogmatic was more valued than the tolerant and the false was more important than the true.

You submitted questions to Mr. Baigent about his current (and previous) work and his responses are below:

You have made a name for yourself promoting supposed conspiracies. Why do you think these alleged conspiracies are so secret? What do they have to gain in utter secrecy?

The nature of conspiracies is that they are secret; or, at least, they try to be. But the fact is that most people are not capable of keeping a secret for very long and so pieces of all conspiracies tend to leak out.

And there are others which are hidden in plain view –- my colleagues and I have always argued that certain of the Grail stories are of this type. For example, the Perlesvaus and the Vulgate cycle is focused upon the perfect knight whose bloodline reaches back in the past to Jerusalem. We see this as a literary packaging of a little known historical fact entangled with the deliberate medieval aspiration for the institution of knighthood being made into a spiritual calling.

In the end though, if we define a conspiracy as a group of people meeting unobserved and unreported to decide events which affect all of us, then we can see many commercial and governmental decisions in this way. We are told very little of the reasons for most of the decisions which directly affect us. And we accept this as normal. Why?

I think that people with power tend to act in this way quite naturally which is why it is so important that we maintain the institution of democracy with its checks and balances and insist at all times upon as much transparency and freedom of information that we can.

If decisions remain unchecked and uninvestigated those making them will all too easily slip into a self-interested way of operating. Secrecy allows them to more easily act without oversight; to more easily act in accordance with their own agendas rather than that of the people they supposedly represent.

If these massive conspiracies are true, what should the average person do about it? How can anyone fight against shadows that only a handful even know exist?

Ask questions of everything. Demand answers from even the most powerful. Publicise your investigations. Fear no one.

What do you believe about these religions you write about? About Jesus? Are you a skeptic or do you have any beliefs in the supernatural? Do you believe there is one true God we should follow?

I had a very powerful experience in my twenties which was of a spiritual nature. It was not, however, linked to any single belief system or religion. And this has driven me ever since. So I consider myself deeply committed to the spiritual but as deeply opposed to the manipulation of religion and belief structures.

So far as Jesus is concerned: according to the testimony of Tacitus, Suetonius and Pliny the Younger, he did exist. Fine. And some fine words have been attributed to him. Whether he actually said them or not is actually irrelevant as far as I am concerned. However, one thing is clear, Jesus was never God. For a Jew to claim this would have been so outrageous that he would have been stoned to death as an heretic rather than crucified by the Romans as a political agitator — a crucifixion [that] the evidence (such as it is) suggests he survived.

I am also opposed to any suggestion that [there] is one true anthropomorphic god we should follow although this does depend heavily on how you define God. I tend to avoid the word since it is a male noun and this tends to exclude the feminine as well as separate “God” from “his” creation. If the word is to have any real meaning then it must tend towards unity rather than separation. Language is an imperfect tool but we do our best with it: I tend to prefer the word “Divinity” since it seems to me that it has a wider embrace and avoids the dangers of the sectarian.

To whom do you aim your books? The people following the major religions in your new book? The atheists and skeptics? The people who tend to believe in conspiracy theories?

I aim all my books at people who have questions but do not perhaps have the time or the opportunity to investigate them. I am, if you like, doing it for them. The most important thing we can do is to keep asking questions. We should tech our children to ask questions rather than fill their heads with dogmatic belief structures.

In this latest book, though, I am also trying to provide ammunition for moderate theists to oppose the excesses and errors of the religious fundamentalists.

Should we be worrying about one religion (Islam, Christianity, Judaism) more than the others when it comes to their views on Armageddon?

Well, we should worry about all religious bigots: Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, to give a few. In pragmatic terms Judaism is perhaps the least offensive in this respect since It is not trying to set up a world-wide domination as is Fundamentalist Islam and Christianity. And Judaism has no concept of Armageddon although it is hard to see how they might destroy the mosques on the Temple Mount in order to rebuild the Temple without precipitating the worst jihad yet.

In layman’s terms, what should we look for if the end of the world is near? What are religious people doing to bring it about?

Let’s be clear: the world is not going to end, though we might if we are stupid enough! Those who believe in Armageddon might cause this prophecy to be self-fulfilling and instigate a major war in the Middle East. That is the danger.

One reader wanted to know how you felt about Dan Brown’s atrocious prose and ham-fisted storytelling.

I don’t really have an opinion. How do you feel? [Hemant says: I wouldn't assign Brown's books to an English class, but I'll be damned if they aren't all addictive little page-turners.]

Speaking of Brown, how have you dealt with losing the lawsuit against him? Have you been able to pay off your legal fees? Have you recovered from it or are you still upset/angry about the ruling?

I was never upset or angry about the ruling. My colleague and I considered that Brown had stolen our Intellectual Property and so we had no alternative but to mount a challenge. We were either going to win or lose; we lost. In these situations, as James Lee Burke has observed, you need to walk upright out of the cannon smoke with a smile on your face.

The release of this book coincides with the release of Brown’s new book The Lost Symbol. Is that a publicity move or mere coincidence?

So far as I know it is a coincidence though [it] does seem strange to me how my last book also came out with the paperback version of Da Vinci Code. Perhaps there is some celestial marketing strategy which is linking our books together? Or perhaps there is a conspiracy?

Is there a place for moderate theists in our world? Or do you, like many of the “New Atheists,” believe that they simply lend cover to the extremists of the major faiths?

I am not an atheist but a mystic. I think that the search for spirituality and meaning is as much a part of being human as the need for water, air, food, sunlight, love. But I consider that people can worship whatever they like from an anthropomorphic god to a lump of rock but I object if they begin insisting that I should share their belief. In essence I consider belief to be intrinsically dangerous. I contrast it to knowledge.

If someone tells me not to put my hand in a fire because it will burn and be painful then I can believe this and so never act in this way. But I cannot say that I know what this pain is. However, if I decide to experience it for myself and put my hand in the fire, get burned, and feel pain then I am in a better position: rather than believing in pain as an abstract concept, I now know pain through personal experience. Both approaches end with avoiding the fire but one comes from belief and the other from knowledge. Knowledge is wiser than belief.

I feel about spirituality in a similar way. The spiritual is personal and experiential; religion unfortunately very quickly becomes a power structure promulgating belief using dogmatic texts and ruling with sacerdotal hierarchies.

I think that there is certainly a place for moderate theists in our world so long as they are not evangelical in their approach to others. It is not for me to tell them what to believe. But I think also that moderate theists can too easily find themselves lending cover to extremists because, in the face of the extremists’ certainty, self confidence and aggressiveness their initial response is to step back rather than to oppose. One can say that they are too tolerant of intolerance.

I conclude from this that it would be a good idea to try and strengthen the hand of moderate theists since they are a huge group potentially able to reduce the power of the extremists — they speak the same language and use the same texts. By opposing moderate theists one is attacking a major ally in the fight against extremism.

In your new book, you warn against the danger of a society in which we are so tolerant of faith that we allow these extremists to run amok. What’s the remedy? What can we do to stop these religions from destroying the world?

I don’t think that there is any sure remedy. The basic situation is that we are all human beings living on this world; how then can we get along together — without feeling the need to blow ourselves up on buses or aeroplanes?

In my book I suggest that the era of one god has come to an end; that it is causing more problems than it solves. People with only one god tend to argue aggressively which is best.
But in the end I think that all these differences are superficial: religions always had an inner and an outer aspect. All the problems of extremism arise from an obsession with the outer form of religion; the inner is deliberately ignored and if not ignored, derided. So long as we find ourselves locked into the outer forms then, I fear, peace and harmony will be elusive.

I write in my book: “To have a society that accepts different expressions of Divinity is one that allows a path for everyone. No one need fight over the name of the god -– or goddess –- one worships; if others do not like one, they can seek another. It doesn’t matter. Ultimately, all these paths lead to the top of the sacred mountain, though some are perhaps rockier than others.”

Racing Toward Armageddon is now available in bookstores.

A trailer for the book can be seen here.

Interview with Jay Wexler, Author of Holy Hullabaloos

Holy Hullabaloos is a novel approach to a book. Jay Wexler is a Professor at the Boston University School of Law and the separation of church and state is an issue that has always been important to him.

The book documents his road trip to many of the battlegrounds of major church/state cases. You get both first-hand accounts of what these places are like along with the history of what happened.

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Among his visits: Wexler goes to Santa Fe, Texas, where the Supreme Court ruled that a student could not deliver a prayer over the public address system before football games. He also visits Grendel’s Den, a restaurant and bar, in Massachusetts. The bar was denied a liquor license when it first opened because a nearby church objected to the bar’s presence. The Supreme Court ruled that the church’s influence here was unconstitutional.

It’s a very interesting way to go beyond the legal decisions and see these places first-hand.

I’m not a fan of the title and I think this book would’ve been so much better with pictures of the locations scattered throughout, but I did learn a lot. It’s definitely more enjoyable than reading a Wikipedia entry on these cases, and you do get a more comprehensive look at these places than you would in any textbook.

Wexler was kind enough to answer my questions (I threw in links when necessary):

What should religious readers take away from this book? Will they get as much out of it as non-religious readers might?

I hope that religious leaders, if they read the book, come to understand that atheism is a legitimate perspective that the government should respect. I also hope they understand — as I hope non-religious leaders will, too — that it’s possible to talk about these controversial church-state issues with some levity. Maybe not all the time, but at least some of the time.

What was your favorite place to visit?

They were all pretty fun places. Rural Wisconsin is beautiful, and New Glarus beer is delicious. Also, all the Limburger cheese in America comes from this one county I visited in Wisconsin, so that was pretty great. Visiting the US Senate, and listening to the Chaplain give the prayer at the beginning of the session, though, was something I had wanted to do for a long time. When you read those prayers in the Congressional Record, they seem banal. But when you hear the Chaplain say them in the Senate hall, they take on a whole different feel. Much more powerful — and more dangerous.

What did you find out on your trip that you never would have learned in law school?

Well, one example is my visit to Kiryas Joel, where the Satmar Hasidim live. There’s simply no way to appreciate the uniqueness of that community without going there. I had previously thought that maybe some non-Satmar might want to live in that community, but having seen the place, I can testify now that it would be extremely surprising if someone who was not a Satmar wanted to live there.

Were there any places you were unable to visit on your trip?

Oh, there were many, and if anyone wants me to write a sequel, I’d be delighted. I didn’t make it West of the Mississippi River, for example. I wish I had had the time and resources to visit some Native American communities and find out their views about the religion clauses were. Maybe the community in Oregon where the Smith peyote case came from.

What themes did you find among your visits? Were certain areas more likely to be hotbeds for church/state issues?

I think that church/state issues can pop up anywhere where there are diverse opinions about religion, which in the United States means just about anywhere. So there are of course a lot of controversies about these issues in the south — like in Texas — but there are also plenty of them right here in the northeast.

As to themes, I guess what I might say is that the people I talked to, whether they were religious or not, whether they were members of majority sects or minority ones, all seemed pretty thoughtful about the issues. Clearly there can be a lot of anger and spite when it comes to questions of separation, but there are a lot of people out there who show great sensitivity to those they disagree with as well.

Which church/state issue do you feel is most important for atheists to be knowledgeable about?

They’re all pretty important, and it’s not hard to learn about all of them. To me, it’s the issue about religious displays and symbols that I find the most compelling. I doubt that as atheists we will ever succeed in getting “In God We Trust” off the currency, but we can continue to have some successes in demanding that government not put up displays that go too far in endorsing religion. The so-called “endorsement” test is hanging on by a thread, though, with the retirement of Justice O’Connor, and so atheists need to be aware that the next few Supreme Court nominations might turn out to be very important for this issue.

What has the Supreme Court gotten right and wrong in these cases?

I think the endorsement test, in theory, is the right test for evaluating religious displays and symbols, though the Court hasn’t always applied it correctly. The Court has also now over-simplified the issue of public funding of religious schools. On the other hand, the Court has gotten both of its evolution cases right and its decisions regarding school prayer are correct as well, which the Court should get a lot of credit for, since they were (and continue to be in some places) quite unpopular.

What questions should our politicians be asking prospective Supreme Court nominees to make sure church/state separation is upheld?

I think that nominees are sufficiently savvy these days that they’re unlikely to answer questions in a way that will get them in trouble, but right now they should be asked whether they believe stare decisis (adherence to precedent) is an important value in the religion clause context (and elsewhere too), since both the continued vitality of the endorsement test and the current rule that direct funding of religious organizations can’t be used for religious purposes are both up in the air at the moment.

Should public school students be required to say the Pledge of Allegiance (with “Under God” in it)? Should “In God We Trust” appear on our money? What cases should church/state separation proponents be going after? Which cases would likely be the most successful for us?

Public school students actually do not have to say the Pledge of Allegiance, with or without “under god” in it. The Court decided that many years ago in a case called Barnette. But the question remains whether the teacher can nonetheless lead the class in the pledge, since nonbelievers might feel coerced into saying “under god” through peer pressure (there’s also the issues of whether the Pledge is an endorsement of religion and whether “under god” was added into the Pledge for a religious purpose; the answer to both is yes, in my view). I think that under current Supreme Court doctrine, teachers should not be allowed to lead their classes in the “under god” version of the Pledge. I’d rather have “In God We Trust” off our money, but I doubt that will ever happen. The issue for atheists and separationists is whether to go after these cases that are clear losers in the Court or the ones where if we win, there will be such a backlash that we really end up losing. My own view is to stay away from those cases and focus more on the display and funding cases, but I appreciate that other atheists will differ on this. For example, I respect Mike Newdow a lot (he even wrote the theme song for my book, which I urge you to check out on www.holyhullabaloos.com), even though I might personally not bring the cases that he has chosen to bring.

Holy Hullabaloos will be in bookstores on June 1st but you can pre-order it on Amazon today.

Interview with Kathryn Joyce, Author of Quiverfull

If you heard the following, you’d likely find it sexist, misogynistic, and misguided.

When Martha Peace says it, though, she’s a hero to thousands of fundamentalist Christian women everywhere:

… [P]riorities [for Christian women] may include rising early to feed the family, being available anytime to satisfy a husband’s desires (barring a few “ungodly” or “homosexual” acts), seeking his approval regarding work, appearance, and leisure, and accepting that he has the “burden” of final say in arguments. After a wife has respectfully appealed her spouse’s decision — a privilege she should not abuse — she must accept his final answer as “God’s will for her at that time”… The godly wife must also suppress selfish desires (for romance, a career, an equitable marriage), practice addressing her spouse in soothing tones, and maintain a private log of bitter thoughts to guide her repentance. “If you disobey your husband,” Peace admonishes in The Excellent Wife, “you are indirectly shaking your fist at God.”

Peace is one of the women profiled in Kathryn Joyce‘s new book Quiverfull: Inside the Christian Patriarchy Movement.

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Quiverfull” refers to the notion that women should “receive children eagerly as blessings from God, eschewing all forms of birth control, including natural family planning and sterilization.”

Essentially, a Quiverfull woman breeds and keeps breeding, knocking out babies until her uterus gives out or menopause kicks in.

This leads to families with 6 or 10 or 14 or more children (in my mind, every batch of seven children is referred to as a “Duggar of kids“)… and if this trend continues… well, you can anticipate the problems.

You submitted questions about the Quiverfull movement and Kathryn’s thoughtful and detailed (and all-too-disturbing) responses are below:

What kind of education do Quiverfull children receive? Do a significant percentage of them go to college? Do females get the same opportunities for education as males?

Almost all Quiverfull children are homeschooled, and while there’s no single curriculum to point to, a number of leaders within the movement have advocated tailoring boys’ and girls’ education to the future roles they will hold. In the case of daughters, homeschooling leader R.C. Sproul, Jr., a prominent face in Quiverfull circles, argues that their education should prepare them to be mothers and stay-at-home wives.

In a particularly disturbing anecdote, he recounts the story of a 9-year old daughter of an acquaintance who couldn’t yet read, but was a very responsible and maternal older sister to her younger siblings: a situation that confirmed his view of the daughter as an “overachiever” well on her way to being a successful helpmeet and mother herself one day.

As for college, it varies a bit. Many sons are allowed to attend, particularly if they’re taking distance courses. This path is open for some daughters, but Quiverfull leaders strongly argue against allowing daughters to attend college away from home, as the encounter with worldly outsiders could damage or destroy their faith. Instead, they suggest that daughters stay at home after they graduate from homeschool, and practice being a helpmeet to their father as they will one day help and serve their husbands.

How many Quiverfull children marry and start their own families before the age of 25? Is this a movement that passes on from generation to generation?

It’s hard to give real numbers for the movement, and particularly for where the younger generation is now. As Quiverfull began in earnest in the mid-80s, it’s only in the past few years that there has been a real wave of second generation Quiverfull children marrying and having children. The movement, which has a vibrant internet presence, makes a lot of these developments, celebrating the marriages and new children of young believers. The older generation also stresses the dire importance of passing on their beliefs to the next generation, and to this end are focusing massive attention on outreach to daughters as young as five, inculcating a sense of their destiny in embracing the Quiverfull lifestyle. And they certainly also encourage women and men to marry early. While a number of children will leave the movement when they come of age, the lifestyle is structured to make that difficult, often keeping children sheltered from too much outside influence that could turn them away from the conviction.

Do female children in these families have much freedom regarding who they marry? Regarding anything, really?

A qualified yes. When children of the movement marry, it’s not through arranged marriages, but it is often through a courtship process that has an unusual amount of paternal involvement. Courtship is promoted through homeschooling and conservative religious circles as a chaste alternative to dating, which with or without sex is disparaged as the casual “trying on” of different partners. Courtship, alternately, is explicitly marriage-minded, and only occurs after a young man proves himself to a woman’s father. Quite literally, the male suitor is actually courting the daughter’s father, long before she is supposed to know that someone is interested in her. This is discussed as a way to protect vulnerable girls’ hearts from becoming emotionally invested before there’s the safety of commitment.

However, as advocates explicitly acknowledge, it’s also the best way of making sure that the daughter marries a man suitably in tune with the father’s ideology. For men concerned with keeping the movement going in the next generation, it’s important to make sure they marry their daughter to a man who will be similarly faithful to patriarchy and Quiverfull convictions.

Are any of the members of this movement actually adopting, or are they simply reproducing?

Yes, there is a good deal of adoption among Quiverfull families as well as in the broader conservative Christian community. Adoption usually supplements a biological family though, rather than replace the necessity of a woman leaving her fertility in God’s hands, so they may have six biological children and then adopt four more.

You mentioned in your Salon article that the Quiverfull movement “… likely numbers in the tens of thousands but… is growing exponentially.” Are there numbers/studies to back that up?

No. I don’t know of any real research on the Quiverfull movement yet. Hopefully there will be more in the future. My estimate is based on speaking with dozens of movement leaders, looking at the membership numbers for online communities, and considering that the conviction of having as many children as God gives you is considerably broader than the people who claim the Quiverfull name or participate in its forums.

What toll do all these births have on the mother — Emotionally and physically? You mentioned in your article one mother suffered a partial uterine rupture. Has it ever been worse?

Emotionally and physically, many women — particularly those who have left the movement — say the lifestyle is one of relentless work and exhaustion. Quiverfull mothers perform a staggering amount of labor in terms of pregnancy and childbearing, childcare, homeschooling, cooking and cleaning and being a submissive wife. There does seem to be a high incidence of reproductive problems among some mothers, though of course this could be due to the fact that the mothers are having far more children, and far later into life, than many other women.

Nonetheless, many women have spoken of extremely difficult pregnancies — a number of whom are put on strict bed rest — and labors. Additionally, there is often a focus on natural and even unassisted home births among Quiverfull moms. This isn’t a requirement of the Quiverfull conviction, but like many related facets of the movement (such as home churching or other, agrarian-minded efforts towards family self-sufficiency), it’s an idea many women are exposed to through movement literature. In a very extreme case in Australia, a Quiverfull mother died following the teachings of one fringe home-birth advocate. Though that seems to have been an anomalous case, home births, and continuing conceptions despite poor health do make for some serious health risks for some mothers.

What can we do for women who want to leave this movement? How can we ensure that the daughters and sons of these women and men get assistance out?

That’s a hard question. There are not many vocal exited women, though Cheryl Lindsey Seelhoff and Vyckie Garrison are notable exceptions. Exited women face substantial difficulties as single mothers to large families, often including a number of young children, often limited financial resources, and a lack of outside work experience. Additionally, they’re often without references from a community that they left and which will often shun them. Understanding and respect — particularly that they came to their convictions not through ignorance but through devout belief — would likely be a relief to these moms. For both mothers and children, there are serious and very substantial psychological, emotional, spiritual and financial barriers to leaving the movement. Still, Quiverfull is not a cult, but a conviction that many women do choose willingly — however constrained their choices later become.

Are these people (women and children) on some sort of public assistance? If so, what’s being done about it?

Generally speaking no, they’re not. Most Quiverfull believers tend to have very strong beliefs about living debt-free and not accepting government assistance. They believe that churches are the proper custodians of public charity and welfare. However, if they did need public assistance, helping families feed and clothe their children is what public assistance programs are in place to do, so I don’t believe anything would need to be done about the proper functioning of a social safety net.

Are there allies within the religious congregations that perceive this movement as a threat? Or at least a bad idea?

There is abundant and lively opposition to patriarchy and Quiverfull ideologies within more liberal and moderate churches. Much of the momentum of Quiverfull began — like fundamentalism itself — as a backlash against liberalized theology in Protestant denominations. In this case, it was a reaction against the influence of feminism in Christian churches. Though Quiverfull is at the vanguard of a much broader resurgence of complementarianism, or “biblical” gender roles, across conservative denominations, there are many other mainstream and liberal denominations that are passionate advocates for women’s and reproductive rights.

What happens if it turns out that either one of the couple is infertile? If they are willing to accept 17 kids as “God’s plan” are they willing to accept zero, or do they go in for medical intervention? And what is their standing in the community if they can’t have kids?

The philosophy of Quiverfull, of leaving fertility in God’s hands, is ideally supposed to mean that parents accept whatever God gives them: 17 children or none. And I have met a few infertile women who still called themselves Quiverfull — though they spoke of feeling stung by some in the movement who focused predominantly on the number of children one has as a measure of spirituality.

Also, in some of the literature of the movement, Quiverfull mothers who had borne large families spoke of their sadness and loss of identity when they began menopause and began to lose their fertility. One even described herself as feeling dried out and withered when her childbearing years ended. This, significantly, is the same language that is used to describe the side-effects of using birth control, or even women who don’t have children. For me, it was a powerful illustration of what a no-win situation this ideology can be, even for women who followed the conviction diligently their entire reproductive lives.

Kathryn Joyce’s book Quiverfull: Inside the Christian Patriarchy Movement is now available in bookstores.