The Australian Sex Party Has the Greatest Campaign Video Ever

I don’t know much about Australian politics, but I feel very confident in saying you should totally vote for the Australian Sex Party in next week’s elections. Because if this (perfectly SFW) campaign video gives you any indication as to how they would govern, we’d all be better off with them in charge.


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More Frequent Porn-Watching Can Boost Religiosity, Researcher Finds

Religious people can finally watch a ton of porn and feel pious about it. A little porn won’t do, but a lot of it might really deepen their commitment to religion.

In the latest issue of the Journal of Sex Research, Sociologist Samuel L. Perry of the University of Oklahoma writes that, on the whole, the correlation between pornography use and religiosity runs as most of us probably expect:


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Head of Christian Charity Embezzled $475,000 to Finance His “Sex Addiction”

There’s an episode of Louie that contains a great observation about so-called sex addiction:

“Tiger Woods claims to be addicted to sex. Bullshit! These are hot women he was having sex with. If he was having sex with a dead chicken, I’d say, wow, that guy is addicted to sex.”

Because a lot of people these days, with excellent justification, see addicts as patients rather than sinners, it’s tempting for an incorrigible fornicator to couch himself in the mantle of sex addiction, rather than saying, “I just really love to screw as much as I can.” Better to be a victim than a pervert, I guess. Perverts get no sympathy and very little forgiveness; addicts just might.

Enter Jon S. Petersen (but not literally, ’cause he’d probably like that):


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A Conservative Christian Politician Left the Porn Tabs Open on Screenshots He Posted to Facebook

Mike Webb is running for Congress from Virginia’s 8th District as a conservative Republican, but didn’t get the primary nod earlier this month at the state’s GOP convention. So now, he’s running as an independent.

Actually, scratch that. Now, he may not be running at all.

His website is down, and earlier today, he posted a story on Facebook intending to trash the Democratic incumbent. It mentions some prank calls he received from a staffing agency in the candidate’s district (as if the calls were the fault of the Congressman). To verify the story, he posted screenshots of the agency’s information as it appeared on a search engine, along with his phone records showing the calls (unintentionally giving away his own home address and phone number). But the most interesting things were the unclosed tabs in his browser.


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God Teaches Adam and Eve How to Make Sweet, Sweet Love

If God just put Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, how would the two of them just know what to do with each other?

Maybe they needed some lessons first…


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