Religious Right Leader: If Hillary Clinton Were Elected, She Would Have Criminalized Christianity

American Family Association president Tim Wildmon posted a video yesterday in which he celebrated the election of Donald Trump because it meant avoiding a huge catastrophe! After all, if Hillary Clinton got elected, Christianity would have been penalized and criminalized. (Obviously.)

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A Memorable Letter to the Editor Asks What It Really Means to Convert to Christianity These Days

How about a slow clap for Jim Keller of West Reading, Pennsylvania for an excellent letter to the editor?

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Preacher Speaks in Tongues in Mississippi Church to Celebrate Defeat of “Jezebel” Hillary Clinton

Members of the Evangel Temple in Meridian, Mississippi spoke in Jesus gibberish recently to celebrate the election of a thrice-married con artist (a.k.a. God’s Chosen Candidate) and the defeat of “Jezebel” Hillary Clinton.

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Televangelist Jim Bakker Celebrates Donald Trump… With Buckets of Apocalypse Survival Food

Are you worried about living in Donald Trump‘s America? Don’t worry. Televangelist Jim Bakker knows exactly how to help you. It involves buckets of Mexican food, the threat of another Civil War, and freaky editing by Vic Berger.

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Televangelist Rick Joyner on Jesus’ Disciples: “Every One of Them Were Donald Trumps”

On a recent episode of his Prophetic Perspectives on Current Events show, televangelist Rick Joyner argued that Donald Trump is “one of the most honest people I’ve met,” adding that Jesus chose disciples who were just like Trump.

As if we needed another reason to dismiss the Bible.

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