Equality is ‘Not The Change’ They Voted For!

Who needs a giggle? Behold! [Opens with sad piano music] Man: Hey honey!  How are ya? Woman: Fine.  I guess. Man: What’s going on? Woman: Well, Obama is trying to force gay marriage on this country.  That’s not the change I voted for.  Marriage is between a man and a woman. Man: That’s not the [Read More...]

Democrats Push God Back Into Their Platform After a Sloppy, Misguided Vote

Late Monday night, the Democratic Party released its platform. While it was great to see the inclusion of marriage equality, it was annoying to see how much faith was promoted: Faith. Faith has always been a central part of the American story, and it has been a driving force of progress and justice throughout our [Read More...]

Victoria Jackson Is A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Human Being

Dear Seven-year-old Me, Don’t get older.  Because the people you thought were cool also get older and, invariably, crazier. Walker, Texas Ranger hates gay people. Mike Seaver hates science (and also gay people). And Victoria Jackson is not only certifiably insane but the worst kind of vicious.  You will never ride in a car with her [Read More...]

Chuck Norris and Wife: If You Don’t Vote for Mitt Romney, There Will Be ’1,000 Years of Darkness’

This marks the 193812031st craziest thing Chuck Norris has ever said. (via Christian Nightmares — Thanks to Maurice for the link!) [Read more...]

Congressman Jared Polis Gives a Brief Shoutout to Nonbelievers at DNC

After introducing himself by saying, “I’m Jewish, I’m gay… but first and foremost… I’m an American,” Rep. Jared Polis (D-CO) spoke at the Democratic National Convention earlier tonight and gave a shout-out to “nonbelievers”: … Ladies and gentlemen, now is our chance to tell the dividers, “No.” To tell the special interests and cynical Washington [Read More...]


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