Even Christianity Today Thinks the New Left Behind Film is Awful

You already knew the Left Behind remake starring Nicolas Cage was going to be bad when you heard that Nicolas Cage was starring in a Left Behind remake:

But when publications like Christianity Today give the movie a half-star rating — and even that’s because they “tried to give the film zero stars, but our tech system won’t allow it” — it’s clear that this movie is bad even by Christian movie standards.

CT’s reviewer Jackson Cuidon pointed out that one of the biggest problems with the film was that it was marketed to a Christian audience, but faith didn’t even have an important role in the film:

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What’s More Biblical Than the Rapture Movie Left Behind? Christian Blogger Nominates Shrek and Austin Powers

Patheos blogger and Jesus follower Benjamin Corey wasn’t expecting much from the new Nicolas Cage end-times movie Left Behind. And at the Friday premiere, that’s exactly what he got, he says:

The movie was impressively horrible — infinitely worse than I had expected. As I said yesterday on That God Show, there’s some really compelling events in the pre-millennial view of eschatology, and you could make some incredibly entertaining movies about it. Unfortunately, this wasn’t one of them. Beyond being a movie with a lousy plot-line, cheesy stereotypes, and crappy special effects, the movie was simply unbiblical.

So Corey (who, full disclosure, is a good friend of mine) came up with a tongue-in-cheek list of 10 movies that are more biblical than Left Behind — including Shrek, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, and Austin Powers.



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Atheists Don’t Give a Damn About Carrie Underwood’s New Song

Here’s how desperate some Christians are to play victim.

There’s a new Carrie Underwood song out — which, let’s face it, you didn’t know until just now — and atheists everywhere hate it… That is, according to some conservative websites:



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Satan Says Don’t See the New Left Behind Movie

The new Nicolas Cage Left Behind movie just got a major boost from a popular critic — and producers are putting his critique right on posters for the film:

Listen to Satan, everybody. Ignore the reverse psychology impulse. It’s for your own good.

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Former Wrestler Michael “PS” Hayes Releases Single: “Why Can’t the Children Pray in School”

Retired wrestler and musician Michael “Purely Sexy” Hayes recently released a song called “Why Can’t the Children Pray in School“… which is strange, since the chorus doesn’t include the lines, “They can!” or “You’ve got to be shitting me.”

Here’s the actual album art for the song, proving that he means business:

Yep. That’ll show ‘em.

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