Atheists Don’t Give a Damn About Carrie Underwood’s New Song

Here’s how desperate some Christians are to play victim.

There’s a new Carrie Underwood song out — which, let’s face it, you didn’t know until just now — and atheists everywhere hate it… That is, according to some conservative websites:



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Satan Says Don’t See the New Left Behind Movie

The new Nicolas Cage Left Behind movie just got a major boost from a popular critic — and producers are putting his critique right on posters for the film:

Listen to Satan, everybody. Ignore the reverse psychology impulse. It’s for your own good.

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Former Wrestler Michael “PS” Hayes Releases Single: “Why Can’t the Children Pray in School”

Retired wrestler and musician Michael “Purely Sexy” Hayes recently released a song called “Why Can’t the Children Pray in School“… which is strange, since the chorus doesn’t include the lines, “They can!” or “You’ve got to be shitting me.”

Here’s the actual album art for the song, proving that he means business:

Yep. That’ll show ’em.

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Uri Geller: The iPhone 6 Bends Because of Your “Mind Powers”

We finally figured out why the iPhone 6 bends. It’s not Apple’s fault!

It’s the energy of our minds… says “psychic” Uri Geller, who finally figured out no one cares about his spoon trick anymore:



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This Condensed Version of God’s Not Dead Highlights the Anti-Atheist Caricatures

If you haven’t seen God’s Not Dead yet… well, you definitely won’t want to after you see this condensed version with helpful subtitles:



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