A Brief Summary of History Channel’s ‘The Bible’… Continued

Dusty picks up where he left off, now summarizing parts 3 and 4 of History Channel’s “The Bible”:

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God Causes Three Super-Amazing Miracles on the Set of ‘The Bible’

Guys! Thanks to the crack reporting/content repurposing of Glenn Beck‘s The Blaze, we now know that gen-yoo-ine miracles occurred during the production of the History Channel’s Bible docu-drama-thing.

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Richard Dawkins Appears in Ned Flanders’ Nightmare on The Simpsons

In Sunday night’s episode of The Simpsons (titled “Black-Eyed, Please”), Richard Dawkins made an appearance in Ned Flanders‘ nightmare.

The setup: In a rare showing of rage, Ned Flanders lost his patience with Homer Simpson and punched him in the face. Wracked with guilt over his actions, Flanders has a nightmare about how he’ll end up in Hell… alongside partially nude statues, people who have non-Jesus-y beards, and giant demon Richard Dawkins:

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An Excellent 10-Minute Summary of History Channel’s ‘The Bible’

They need to play this in churches… [Read more...]

Richard Dawkins Will Appear on ‘The Simpsons’ This Sunday

I’m sure someone will jokingly say “South Park Already Did It,” but at least “The Simpsons” are getting the real thing: Richard Dawkins will play himself in this Sunday’s episode “Black-Eyed, Please.”

No word yet on *how* Dawkins will be featured in the episode or how many lines he’ll have, but I think we can all agree on one thing…

Please argue with Ned Flanders.

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