Not since Gwyneth Paltrow steam-cleaned her vagina have I read such sage advice about what women ought to do with their lady parts.
An article in Vice, by Jennifer Schaffer, introduces us to Olivia Olkowski, a shamanic healer who swears by crystals and purple clothes, and who caters to women seeking “love, guidance, and … heart healing.” She does this by re-aligning clients’ invisible vibrations and frequencies, if I’m understanding her correctly. You know Olkowski is the real deal because she stumbled upon her special abilities while she took a three-year “master course” in feng shui.
This is what she tells a group of mostly women looking for a (better) relationship:
“One powerful thing you can do – and I’m not sure how you’ll do this in New York City, ladies – is shine your yoni at the full moon.”
Yoni is Sanskrit for vagina.