The Miracle that Wasn’t

This post is courtesy of Ron Gold.

Did you hear about little Nadia Bloom, an 11-year-old Florida girl with Asperger’s syndrome who was rescued yesterday after spending four days lost in a swamp? It’s definitely a feel good story, but I don’t see why the guy who found her has to call it a miracle:

While Nadia’s parents spoke with reporters in Florida, her rescuer, James King, was in New York making the rounds of television shows. He clutched a leather-and-gold Bible as he spoke with The Associated Press outside the Manhattan studios of “Inside Edition.”

“God led me to her,” King said before describing what he encountered as he searched the swamp. “You can slip and fall, there’s a lot of mud, and you can’t always see where you’re walking.”

. . .

King said that as he got deeper into the wilderness looking for Nadia, he kept repeating verses from the Bible for guidance, including one from Proverbs that says, “Trust in Yahweh with all your heart, and don’t lean on your own understanding … And He will direct your paths.”

I’d say Mr. King is a hero, but not a miracle worker. If you know a girl has wandered into a swamp, and then find her in said swamp, is it really that unexpected? No, Yahweh did not save the day, it was simply the result of Mr. King’s hard work and perhaps some luck.

Furthermore, if little Nadia didn’t have to be hospitalized for dehydration and a bacterial infection, it would have been amazing, but still not a miracle. To be a miracle, something mind-blowing should have to occur.  She was saved by angels who descended from Heaven and flew her to safety?  Now that would be a miracle.

Using Judaism to Ban Fur

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One of the reasons I respect Judaism more than most religions is that the faith mandates a relatively humane treatment towards animals. In contrast, every now and then I run into a Christian who seems to take the perspective that God put animals on the Earth for humans to exploit, putting them on a similar level to resources like oil or timber.  But Jews rarely take that view, and indeed, Israel might be the first country to ban fur:

The international anti-fur campaign, backed by animal rights activists such as Brigitte Bardot and Sir Paul McCartney, has picked Israel as the perfect starting point because the fur trade is tiny — worth about $1 million a year — and because, under Jewish tradition, the undue suffering of animals is forbidden.

“The market here is not that big,” said Josh Rotbart, a legal representative for the Israeli organisation Let The Animals Live, which also runs an animal rescue centre in Lod, near Tel Aviv. “We are not talking about Canada or the US or China. It’s a small industry and it’s pretty easy to ban a small industry. It’s hot here. You don’t really need to wear fur.”

The chief opposition comes from ultra-Orthodox Jews who wear shtreimels (pictured below), a hat made out of sable fur. However, I think they would be better off using a synthetic material, particularly since they might accidentally be wearing someone’s pet:

The campaign began when an Israeli news station reported that much of the “fake” fur being imported from China was, in fact, made from the pelts of cats and dogs.

Yikes, that’s some highly disturbing stuff, and another reason to avoid fur all together.

Whether the ban succeeds or not is anyone’s guess, though Rotbart says he is “pretty optimistic” of an eventual victory.  I can’t speak for other atheists, but I’m hoping he is right.

However, one thing I am sure of is that the United States won’t be banning fur anytime soon.  I happened to witness a protest outside a fur store yesterday, and it was attended by exactly three people.

Latinos Divorcing Catholicism?

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Latino-Americans have traditionally been dependable Catholics, though they are slowly but surely becoming more religiously diverse, as seen below:


Notice the number who report no religion has almost doubled from 1990 to 2008, going from 6.4% to 12.4%. This is encouraging, because it shows that cultural influences can drive people to become more moderate and enlightened in their religious beliefs. Hopefully, other cultures can benefit from assimilation in a similar manner.

Why is This Relevant?

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There have been a string of arson attacks against churches this year in Texas, which is obviously horrible. Happily, it looks like the ordeal is over, as the suspected perpetrators were arrested last Sunday.

I’m curious to learn what their motivation was, but since many details have yet to emerge, it’s too early for me to guess. However, it’s not too early for the Associated Press. They have published an article titled “Atheism book found in home linked to fire suspect,” which would seem to insinuate that atheists have the inherent urge to burn down churches. But the relevance of this headline quickly becomes questionable when you see how the article begins:

Investigators have seized books on demons and atheism as well as rifles and knives from in a home linked to one of the men charged with setting an east Texas church on fire and suspected in a string of similar blazes.

Jason Robert Bourque, 19, and Daniel George McAllister, 21, were arrested Sunday and charged with a single count of felony arson in the torching of the Dover Baptist Church near Tyler about 90 miles east of Dallas.

Court documents link the suspects to the Feb. 8 Dover Baptist fire and another the same day at the Clear Spring Missionary Baptist Church in nearby Lindale. The churches are among 11 that have burned in Texas this year in suspected arson attacks.

Investigators searching a home Sunday in rural Grand Saline where Bourque’s girlfriend and family live discovered paperback books titled “Demon Possession” and “The Atheist’s Way,” according to an affidavit filed Tuesday by Texas Ranger Sgt. Brent Davis. Also found were four rifles, three knives and a GPS device at the double-wide manufactured home, the affidavit said.

That’s it? All it says is that the girlfriend had The Atheist’s Way in her double-wide. It doesn’t even say who owns the book. Incidentally, the book’s subtitle is “Living Well Without Gods,” and not “Finding Meaning Through Church Arson.”

Additionally, the book on demons is equally worthy (or unworthy) of being in the headline. For that matter, the fact that there was a weapon cache might have been more notable.

Perhaps one or both of the suspects really are atheists. Or maybe they are Satanists. Or maybe they are even Christians. Though in a way, it doesn’t really matter, because anyone who goes on an arson spree is almost surely sanity-challenged. Therefore, they aren’t going to have any sort of coherent personal philosophy or ethical code, which makes their religious affiliation almost moot.

And finally, no book can make someone burn down a church, which the Associated Press should realize.

U.S. Military Switching to Secular Rifles

This post is courtesy of Ron Gold.

Sanity has triumphed in the U.S. military, as they have pressured the company behind “Jesus Rifles“ to only make normal rifle scopes from now on:

Bowing to Pentagon concerns and an international outcry, a Michigan arms company said Thursday that it would immediately stop embossing references to New Testament Scriptures on rifle sights it sells the military.

The company, Trijicon Inc., has multimillion-dollar contracts with the Pentagon for advanced telescopic sights that are widely used in Iraq and Afghanistan. Trijicon also said it would provide the Pentagon with 100 free kits to use for removing the lettering on existing weapons.

For years, the company acknowledged, it has put small scriptural references near the model numbers on some products, a practice started by its founder, who was a Christian.

The references, like JN8:12 and 2COR4:6, referring to passages in the Gospel of John and in Second Corinthians, had not been widely noticed or debated until an ABC News report this week. Scopes with biblical references were also sold to the Australian, New Zealand and British militaries.

Obviously, it’s not smart for the U.S. military to shoot at Islamic militants with Christian-themed guns.  Unless, that is, their goal is to start a new Crusade or give extremists some extra motivation for their next suicide bombing.

This controversy had been growing throughout the week, and Trijicon was widely condemned from both sides of the political spectrum (though notably, Stephen Colbert came to their defense).

The military claimed they were unaware of the coded Bible passages until very recently.  While this is possible, no one should have been surprised by the revelation, since the company never disguised their Christian roots.  Indeed, one of Trijicon’s values statements is:

We believe that America is great when its people are good. This goodness has been based on biblical standards throughout our history and we will strive to follow those morals.

Considering how religious the company is, they can’t be happy about having to eliminate their beloved tradition of inserting secret Bible references.  But I suppose with a $660 million contract with the Marines on the line, they have some incentive to sacrifice.

Although I’d prefer the military to find a different company for this contract, I’m just happy to see some progress.  It’s comforting to know that the next time a soldier takes a shot at a Muslim extremist, it will be from a secular rifle.

Mississippi Named Most Religious State

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This news isn’t a surprise, but now it’s official:

Mississippi is the America’s most religious state, according to a Pew Forum study on the levels of devotion in America, which asked respondents whether religion is important in their lives. Eighty-two percent of Mississipians said yes.

Mississippi also leads the nation in weekly church attendance (60%), in frequency of daily prayer (77%), and in the number of people who believe in God (91%).

So does God reward the citizens of Mississippi for their high levels of faith? I can’t say for certain, but I can cite these facts I gleaned from extensive Wikipedia research:

–Mississippi ranked dead last among all the states in terms of overall health according to the Commonwealth Fund. On the bright side, food is abundant, as the state has very high levels of obesity.

–Their 2006 per capita income was the lowest in the country at $26,908 (though this is somewhat offset by Mississippi’s low cost of living).

–Finally, in 2008, the state ranked last in academic achievement by the American Legislative Exchange Council.

Now contrast Mississippi with Vermont and New Hampshire, the two least religious states according to the Pew Forum study (only 54% of people in these states reported a belief in God).  As far as I can tell, these largely godless states have not been punished with severe natural disasters, poor public health, bad education, or horrible economies. 

Not that I hate Mississippi–I wish I were there right now, out of freezing weather and an impending blizzard–but it might be time for the fine people of that state to reexamine their priorities.

An Orrin Hatch Hanukkah

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Would you believe someone if they told you that a Mormon senator from Utah just wrote a Hanukkah song?  Well, it’s true:

Senator Orrin G. Hatch, a solemn-faced Republican with a soft spot for Jews and a love of Barbra Streisand, has penned a catchy holiday tune, “Eight Days of Hanukkah.”

The video was posted Tuesday night on Tablet, an online magazine of Jewish lifestyle and culture, just in time for Hanukkah.

Known around the Senate as a prolific writer of Christian hymns and patriotic melodies, Mr. Hatch, 75, said this was his first venture into Jewish music. It will not be his last.

As far as I can tell, this is the first time a Christian has written a Hanukkah song (though granted, the only other Hanukkah song I know is “The Dreidel Song.”) On the surface, this doesn’t seem that strange; after all, Irving Berlin, a Jew, wrote “White Christmas.”  But with Senator Hatch, his fondness for Judaism is a bit creepy:

“Anything I can do for the Jewish people, I will do,” Mr. Hatch said in an interview before heading to the Senate floor to debate an abortion amendment. “Mormons believe the Jewish people are the chosen people, just like the Old Testament says.”

In short, he loves the Jews. And based on an early sampling of listeners, the feeling could be mutual.

And his love of the Jews stretches to Hanukkah:

Mr. Hatch speaks of “Eight Days of Hanukkah” as a gift to the Jewish people. “This song means more to me than most of the songs I have ever written,” he said. “People need to know the story of Hanukkah. It was a miracle.”

Hatch went on to say ”I feel sorry I’m not Jewish sometimes.”

Am I the only one who finds that comment unsettling?  Maybe it’s my atheistic perspective, but I find it very odd that a committed Mormon would have such a huge crush on another religion.  It’s one thing to respect another religion, though it’s quite another thing to get all giddy over it.  And as far non-believers go, I’ve know some who respect faith, but never one who acts like a groupie towards a religion.

Or maybe, to be more cynical, Hatch supports the Jews because he thinks they need to control the Holy Land as a prerequisite for the Second Coming.  I really don’t know.

(Don’t forget to watch the “Eight Days of Hanukkah” music video.  It’s actually not so bad.)

The Physical Embodiment of Catholic Paranoia

This post is courtesy of Ron Gold.

Bill Donohue, the president of the Catholic League, has been extra busy lately.  In the last few days, he’s thrown his ire–or, as Hemant put it, thrown a “shit fit”–at The Simpsons and comedian Sarah Silverman for alleged anti-Catholic bigotry. 

But Donohue has really topped himself with a column titled ”America’s secular saboteurs,” which was published in The Washington Post’s “On Faith” section.  His argument is that secular liberals want to destroy American culture, and starts by claiming:

There are many ways cultural nihilists are busy trying to sabotage America these days: multiculturalism is used as a club to beat down Western civilization in the classroom; sexual libertines seek to upend the cultural order by attacking religion; artists use their artistic freedoms to mock Christianity; Hollywood relentlessly insults people of faith; activist left-wing legal groups try to scrub society free of the public expression of religion; elements in the Democratic party demonstrate an animus against Catholicism; and secular-minded malcontents within Catholicism and Protestantism seek to sabotage their religion from the inside.

Yesterday’s radicals wanted to tear down the economic structure of capitalism and replace it with socialism, and eventually communism. Today’s radicals are intellectually spent: they want to annihilate American culture, having absolutely nothing to put in its place. In that regard, these moral anarchists are an even bigger menace than the Marxists who came before them.

If societal destruction is the goal, then it makes no sense to waste time by attacking the political or economic structure: the key to any society is its culture, and the heart of any culture is religion. In this society, that means Christianity, the big prize being Catholicism. Which explains why secular saboteurs are waging war against it.

Just because some people have different values than you, Mr. Donohue, it doesn’t mean they want to cause “societal destruction.” With beliefs like those, it’s hard to believe that Donohue is the president of a major organization; to me, he more closely resembles the physical embodiment of Catholic paranoia.

And then the insights in Donohue’s conclusion get even more bizarre:

The only way secular saboteurs can be stopped is by an alliance of religious conservatives across faith lines. The good news is that this is already happening. In the fight over gay marriage, the scorecard is 30-0: traditional Catholics, evangelical Protestants, Orthodox Jews, Orthodox Christians, Muslims, and Mormons, along with a big contribution from the Latino and African American communities, have succeeded in throwing a roadblock at this crazy idea.

The culture war is up for grabs. The good news is that religious conservatives continue to breed like rabbits, while secular saboteurs have shut down: they’re too busy walking their dogs, going to bathhouses and aborting their kids. Time, it seems, is on the side of the angels.

Read that last paragraph again. Yes, he really did just say secular saboteurs are “too busy walking their dogs, going to bathhouses and aborting their kids.”

Remember, Donohue is the guy who gets offended by practically everything, but then spews out highly offensive garbage like this.

I feel it might even be irresponsible for The Washington Post to publish this.  It’s unfair to all the sane Catholics.  Though in their defense, they did publish a counterpoint.

Reincarnation Scaring Off Organ Donors

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Reincarnation in one of those beliefs that seems quaint, but not dangerous. After all, what harm is there in a person thinking they could come back in another life as a butterfly or a mollusk? Well, believing in reincarnation is actually causing people to die, at least in India, where people are afraid to donate organs for religious reasons:

Hindus believe a person’s spirit is eternal, and the body is just a shell. But some say that if your organs are removed, you may be reincarnated with them missing, said Dr. Aarti Vij, part of the organ retrieval department at the All India Institute of Medical Sciences in New Delhi.

“It can be demoralizing,” Vij admitted. “Hinduism is so much about karma and giving without expectations, but some people just hold onto these beliefs.”

Old-fashioned bigotry is also part of the problem:

Sometimes, doctors also turn away potential donors because some families demand organs go to recipients of the same religion.

“We have to tell them no and ask them to do it for the goodness of the cause,” said Sunil Shroff, a transplant surgeon in Chennai.

Even with 1.1 billion people–and an astoundingly high average of 288 traffic fatalities a day–India only found 80 legal organ donors last year. India is an emerging world power, and is quickly catching up to developed countries economically and technologically. But to catch up medically, they will need to modernize some of their oldest beliefs.

Model’s Caning Postponed

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An Islamic model in Malaysia–yes, they do exist–has been sentenced to be caned for her henious crime of drinking beer in public. She was set to receive the beating only a matter of hours ago, when suddenly, it was delayed for Ramadan related reasons. However, this was not a welcome decision:

The first woman in Muslim-majority Malaysia to face caning for drinking beer was reprieved Monday because of the holy month of Ramadan. Her family said she would rather get the thrashing with a rattan cane now and put the ordeal behind her.

Islamic officials had taken Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno, a 32-year-old mother of two, into custody and were driving her to a women’s prison for the caning when they abruptly turned around and sent her back to her family home in northern Malaysia.

“She feels like a football being kicked around,” Kartika’s father, Shukarno Abdul Muttalib, told The Associated Press. “She’s so exhausted and unhappy with the delay. She would prefer to just receive the six strokes and have everything finished.”

Alcohol isn’t always illegal in Malaysia.  Indeed, the country has a complex, unhealthy relationship with intoxicating beverages:

Beer, wine and liquor is widely available at shops, bars and restaurants in Malaysia, unlike in more austere Islamic nations such as Iran and Pakistan. Christians, Hindus, Sikhs and other minorities in Malaysia are free to consume alcohol but its Shariah law forbids Muslims — who make up 60 percent of the 27 million population — from drinking, although a minority of Muslims still indulge despite the religious stricture.

Islamic morality police — enforcement officials of the Islamic Religious Department — arrested Kartika in a raid for drinking beer at a hotel lounge at a beach resort in Cherating in Pahang state in December 2007. Kartika was sentenced to six lashes of a rattan cane by the Shariah court last month in what was considered a warning to other Muslims to abide by religious rules.

Even though the whole practice sounds barbaric, the morality police explain that it will be one of their more compassionate canings:

Islamic officials had insisted that the caning’s purpose is to educate rather than punish. They say the rattan cane supposed to be used on Kartika would be smaller and lighter than the one used for men, and that she will remain clothed.

Yes, that does sound educational!

But to be serious, Malaysia is rarely considered to be a land of extremists, and their morality police pales in comparison to those found in many other countries, such as Saudi Arabia.  Still, this “moderate” country can sometimes look anything but modern.