NASCAR and the Creation Museum

***Update***: Richard Wade wins the prize for greatest comment in this thread: The Creation Museum NASCAR team thinks the Meijer 300 race is only 3 miles long. Nicely put, Richard. … It’s stereotypical I suppose… but the match doesn’t surprise me at all. The Creation Museum will be sponsoring a car driven by Bobby Hamilton [Read More...]

Another Sign That President Obama Is Non-Religious?

Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard says his team will win the NBA Finals because of God. But President Obama dares to go against that impeccable logic! Obama was on his way to the Marine One helicopter on the South Lawn when a reporter shouted a question. The topic: Who is going to win the N.B.A. [Read More...]

Magic Center Dwight Howard Knows Why His Team is in the NBA Finals

God loves the Orlando Magic, says center Dwight Howard. Again. Or to put it another way, God hates the LA Lakers. And LeBron James. Mike Freeman of CBSSports.com is tired of Howard’s Godtalk: Why, Howard was asked, should the Orlando Magic be picked by the media or others to defeat the Los Angeles Lakers? “God,” [Read More...]

God Hates the Boston Celtics

The Orlando Magic beat the Boston Celtics in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. How did this happen? Let’s look at the stats: Orlando Magic Boston Celtics Field Goal Pct. 0.514 0.392 Points from Bench 25 12 3-pt. Field Goal Pct. 0.619 0.250 Blocks 8 3 God Loves them Hates them Ohh… now I [Read More...]

Man Sues Yankees For Not Letting Him Use Bathroom During Singing of “God Bless America”

I don’t know if this guy is an atheist or not, but I imagine many of us would want to hear about how this plays out. Bradford Campeau-Laurion was kicked out of the old Yankee Stadium last August because “he tried to use the restroom during the playing of ‘God Bless America.’” “The role of [Read More...]


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