That’s Why He Shows Up in Toast


I’m Not Celebrating Christmas and I’m Hungry; Where Can I Eat?

If you’re not celebrating Christmas (or you’re with your family and you’re all just hungry), LifeHacker has a helpful list of restaurant chains that are open for business today! (Keep in mind not all franchises operate the same way, so call your local restaurant to double check before you go.)

Jesus Won’t Be Coming Down Their Chimney

But I think I know where the Festivus Party is at!

Twas the War on Christmas…

Thomas J. Brown wrote up an excellent parody of “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas”: