The Catholic Church Acquitted an HIV-Infected Priest Who Raped 30 Girls, Say Gullible Websites

According to various news reports from shady-as-hell sources like the Daily Mail and Anonymous Mexico, an HIV-infected Catholic priest who raped 30 girls between the ages of 5 and 10 was let off the hook by the Archdiocese of Mexico.

Just one problem: Father Jose Garcia Ataulfo may not exist.


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This is What Happens When a Religious Studies Graduate Reviews the Bible on Amazon

I don’t remember what I was doing that night when I accidentally stumbled upon the comments section of a Bible page on (English Standard Version, Single Column Journaling edition, Trutone, Chestnut, Leaves Design, Jesus-approved), but inspiration finds you when you least expect it, right?

What I do remember is that there wasn’t a single honest, fair review of the Christian holy text from a literary perspective. As someone who went to college for English and Religious Studies, I felt I was up to the task.


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Christian Leader Explains Why He Can’t Get On Board With Fellow Evangelicals in This Election

Brian McLaren, long known as a leading voice for the Religious Left, has a must-read piece at Religion News Service about why he’s breaking up with what he calls the “Conservative Evangelical Project.” That is, the Christians who more or less demand that everyone vote for the Republican candidate, no matter what.


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Hate-Pastor Claims Victory for Christ in Botswana After Several Members of His Church Are Deported

Pastor Steven Anderson, fresh off getting deported from Botswana where he was in the middle of a “soul-winning” trip, is now doing a damage control tour. Yesterday, he declared “victory” after getting kicked out of the country, as if deportation was a badge of honor.

But now, three to four more members of his church have been deported, including Garrett Kirchway, the man who was going to open up and lead a church in the country. Without him, that project has been scrapped. Anderson, however, just uploaded a video mocking anyone who calls this trip a failure, even though it obviously was. He also explained his Plan B for building a church in Botswana.


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Christians Lay Hands on Donald Trump To Protect Him From “Concentrated Satanic Attack”

Yesterday, at the Midwest Vision and Values Pastors Leadership Conference in Cleveland, Ohio, a group of Christians put their hands on Donald Trump to protect him from Satan. Because cartoon villains are nothing without their imaginary shields.


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