Creationist Kent Hovind: The Contradictions in the Bible Exist to “Weed Out” the Atheists

Creationist Kent Hovind admitted in a video this week that there are indeed contradictions in the Bible… but they’re all part of God’s plan to throw atheists off the scent and bring together the True Believers.

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Georgia Pastafarian Will Have to Retake Driver’s License Photo Without the Colander on His Head

In November, Chris Avino visited his local DMV in Georgia, where (after a few phone calls) he renewed his drivers license while wearing the traditional Pastafarian colander:

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Recently, however, he received a letter in the mail saying that his head covering had been deemed impermissible. He would need to take a new picture without the pasta strainer within 10 days:

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Women Who Support Public Breastfeeding Should Be Okay with Men Groping Them, Says NH Republican

It’s not easy looking out for the moral well-being of your constituents. Just ask New Hampshire’s (all male, all Republican) morality police, who just sponsored a bill to make breast exposure — by a woman — a criminal offense.

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Noah’s Ark Theme Park Ad Promotes a Story That’s “4,000 Years” Old

The first promotional ad is now online for Ark Encounter, the Noah’s Ark theme park opening up this summer. And just to remind you that we’re talking about Young Earth Creationists here, it includes the tagline, “After more than 4,000 years, it’s your moment to encounter the ark.”

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Texas Newspaper Says Governor Greg Abbott Was Wrong to Remove Atheist Display from Capitol

Last week, Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered the removal of two displays by the Freedom From Religion Foundation from the State Capitol building: A “Bill of Rights” Nativity featuring some Founding Fathers and the Statue of Liberty and a sign saying “Happy Winter Solstice”:



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