For the Romans, the 15th (or sometimes the 13th) of every month was called the “Ides,” marking the full moon. Today is the Ides of March.
On this day in 44 B.C., Julius Caesar was assassinated by a group of Senators led by his friend Brutus, who was trying to preserve the Roman Republic by killing the man who was turning Rome into an empire. The action only delayed briefly the fall of the republic. (We tend to fixate on the fall of the Roman empire, but we need to worry more about parallels with the fall of the Roman republic.)
So this Roman centurion goes into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender asks, “Do you mean a martini?” The centurion says, “Look, if I wanted a double I’d tell you!”
Let us observe the Ides of March with Latin jokes, reasons why Latin should be taught in school, parallels with the transition from republic to empire, predictions of doom, or whatever else seems appropriate.