The invaluable Anthony Sacramone has put together a mashup of theological culture and Jeff Foxworthy, resulting in a list of 20 descriptors entitled “You Might be a Lutheran if. . . .” My favorite: “You think the pope is the antichrist but still a Christian.” After the jump, the first part of the list and a link to the rest.
My challenge: Add to them. (Bonus: Explain Mr. Sacramone’s more obscure references.)
My other challenge: Come up with something similar for other Christian traditions, preferably one you are a member of. (“You might be a Catholic if. . .”; “You might be a Baptist if. . . .”; “You might be a Calvinist if. . . .”; You might be Orthodox if. . . .”; “You might be a theological liberal if. . . .”; etc., etc.)