“We Don’t Deserve Alexander Hamilton On Our Currency”

You’ve got to read Mollie Hemingway’s piece in the Federalist:  We Don’t Deserve Alexander Hamilton On Our Currency.  It defies excerpting.  It covers far more than just the woman-on-the-$10-bill issue.  I can’t explain it.  Just read it.  You’ll be glad you did.  Most of you.  Quite a few of you.

New York Times exposes Marco Rubio

The New York Times has published a series of articles (linked at the source, after the jump) uncovering scandalous details about Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio:  He has had 4 traffic tickets over 17 years!  He has a boat!  He has oversized windows in his house!  He has a nice car–OK, he just leases it, but still!  How could anyone vote for a man like that?

This kind of stretching shows that liberals are indeed afraid of Rubio.  It also shows the extreme-to-the-point-of-comical political bias of the New York Times.  Satirist Jon Stewart tends to be on the liberal side, but this coverage is so outlandish that it makes the Times a juicy target.  See the clip of what he does to the nation’s so-called paper of record, as well as an article about it, after the jump. [Read more...]

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures. [Read more...]

You Might Be a Lutheran If…

The invaluable Anthony Sacramone has put together a mashup of theological culture and Jeff Foxworthy, resulting in a list of 20 descriptors entitled “You Might be a Lutheran if. . . .”  My favorite:  “You think the pope is the antichrist but still a Christian.”  After the jump, the first part of the list and a link to the rest.

My challenge: Add to them.  (Bonus:  Explain Mr. Sacramone’s more obscure references.)

My other challenge:  Come up with something similar for other Christian traditions, preferably one you are a member of.  (“You might be a Catholic if. . .”; “You might be a Baptist if. . . .”; “You might be a Calvinist if. . . .”; You might be Orthodox if. . . .”; “You might be a theological liberal if. . . .”; etc., etc.)

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Death of a funny guy

Humorist Stan Freberg died last week at the age of 88.   He pioneered the satire of pop culture, as well as the use of music, radio, television, and recordings to do so.  He is also considered the father of funny advertising.  He was the son and grandson of Baptist ministers.  After the jump, excerpts from his obituary, including accounts of some of his funny bits. [Read more...]

Paying tribute to “The Simpsons” co-creator

Sam Simon, one of the original creators of “The Simpsons,” died at age 59 of colon cancer.  To pay tribute, what are some of your favorite “Simpsons” bits? [Read more...]