So, be honest. Which of the following two news stories scares you the most?
Which story makes you the most depressed about the future of public discourse in our culture? The future of organized and non-organized religion?
OK, I’ll cut to the chase. Which is the bigger news story?
But wait. Is it possible that these two stories are actually the same news story, only looking at fads in different zip codes?
Have a nice day. I need a nap.