And Benedict hates teddy bears, too

puppyA few days ago we looked at Russell Shorto’s big New York Times Sunday Magazine piece on Pope Benedict XVI’s first two years in office. I mentioned a few quibbles with it but was overall very impressed. Readers shared their mixed responses.

But if some of you thought that was bad reportage, I have no idea how you’ll respond to this. Newsweek International has a shockingly bad and almost silly analysis of the same issue. You really have to read the whole thing. I want to excerpt it all and I’m undecided which parts show the least balance.

Angry hackReporter Joseph Contreras begins by noting that Benedict will head to Brazil in a few weeks. He then proceeds to compare Pope John Paul II to the current pope, and it doesn’t look pretty. I find it funny that the previous pope is now the model of perfection. I don’t seem to recall that being the case even a few years ago. Anyway, the piece is truly horrible. Quotes, such as the one from an angry Milanese housewife, seem pulled from nowhere. Statistics contradict the premise of the article, such as the one showing a decline in Roman Catholicism in Latin America during the previous pope’s time in office. The language is loaded. It’s obsessed with politics. I could go on. Here’s a sample:

The pope should choose his words carefully; on one of his last trips, to his native Germany, he sparked a firestorm when he quoted in passing scathing comments about the Prophet Muhammad. Within days Benedict was being burned in effigy. He can expect a warmer greeting in South America. But there’s no denying he’s been a disappointment to many faithful there and elsewhere. Some U.S. Catholics condemn him as aloof, Europeans resent his intrusions into their affairs and he’s never been popular in Latin America. The region, home to 450 million Catholics, had hoped to see one of its own succeed John Paul. Many there have felt ignored by the man who ultimately did.

Part of the problem is style. The last pope was a former parish priest who recast himself as an international player (he spoke eight languages, including Spanish and Portuguese). Benedict is a colorless academic who spent much of his career teaching theology and philosophy.

Oh, JPII spoke eight languages? Well, Ratzinger speaks ten, a point Contreras didn’t seem to think was worthwhile. The article gets more loaded and less worthwhile to read. I know other countries have different journalistic standards than we do here, but I don’t think that quite explains what happens with this piece. Benedict doesn’t care about the developing world, Contreras argues. He’s irrationally preoccupied with Europe. He doesn’t have any fans. He’s homophobic, is imposing a clerical dictatorship in Italy, and he hates Katrina victims. He’s unsuited for the job. He’s a reclusive intellectual only interested in old rituals and disputes. Oh, and he opposed liberation theology, which struck some as mean-spirited. Get this part:

It also underscored just how conservative — and far from the mainstream — Benedict is. That will cause more trouble in the future, especially in Latin countries that already believe he is behind the times. Later this month, the Vatican is expected to permit congregations to celebrate [M]ass in Latin without seeking prior approval. This represents a big step backward: Pope Paul VI abolished the Latin rite in 1969, and relatively few modern Catholics can even recall it. But that doesn’t worry Ratzinger. “He’s an old-fashioned guy who wants to go back to what [the church] was before,” says David Gibson, the author of an acclaimed 2006 biography of the pope.

I hope it felt good for Contreras to spew this piece, because it sure doesn’t serve any other purpose. I certainly don’t think Pope Benedict is above reproach, but this piece is just infantile.

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  • Maureen

    Oh, it’s better than that. It’s good for JPII to speak eight languages, bad for B12 to speak ten, and superbad for Catholics to hear Mass in _two_, regardless of whether it’s in the current format or the Tridentine.

    Truly a shining day for professional reporters and editors at Newsweek International. And for logic.

    (Especially since every orchestra and early music group in the world can sing or record all the parts of a Tridentine Mass in Latin without prior permission, while actual priests in actual Catholic churches don’t have the freedom to do the same thing for real — and often get a lot of guff from their bosses for it. It’s a ludicrous situation, and I look forward to seeing it straightened out.)

  • Larry Rasczak

    Hey, give Contreras a break.

    It takes a certian amount of Chutzpah to pontificate to a sitting Pope.

  • Dennis Colby

    Wow. There’s no point in singling out problems with Contreras’ piece. The whole thing is basically worthless.

  • Martha

    “Pope Paul VI abolished the Latin rite in 1969″

    NO, HE DIDN’T!

    Apologies for shouting, but this is one of the stupidest yet most common errors. The ‘old’ Mass has never been forbidden or abolished. Basic errors of fact like this are a good indicator of how the rest of the article should be read – as if we couldn’t tell from the first sentence.

    Just possibly the reason the Pope didn’t head off for New Orleans after Hurrican Katrina was because he didn’t consider doing it because the last thing those people needed was the headache of trying to deal with the whole shebang of a Papal trip, hmm? Nah, you’re right: it’s because he’s a big meanie who hates jazz and baignets.

  • Michael

    It reads like a piece that was written by committee and then poorly edited when it was spliced together. I think all the parts of the critique have merit and I actually thought some of the quotes were interesting, but you wonder what the pieces written by the three separate contributors looked like before it got folded into one long piece.

    There are a lot grievances about the Pope and the Vatican for people in Latin America, but I’m not sure this story did a good job of explaining them.

  • Dan

    Insofar as the Pope is concerned, Latin America is no different than any other part of the world. There, as is the case in the rest of the world, orthodox Catholics like this Pope very much, heterodox Catholics much less so or not all.

    As tendentious as the piece is, it does not advance any points of view that we have not already seen advanced, multiple times, elsewhere. This piece just pulls it all together and perhaps says it a little more explicitly than usual.

  • Str1977

    Larry,

    “It takes a certian amount of Chutzpah to pontificate to a sitting Pope.”

    actually it doesn’t. The piece might be extreme in its language but is substantially nothing new.

    Martha,

    even worse: The Latin Rite is the largest rite in the Catholic Church. To abolish it would mean that the overwhelming part of the Church adopts … well what: the Syro-Malabarese rite? The Maronite rite? The Greek Catholic rite? This man obviously has no clue what he is talking about.

  • Deacon John M. Bresnahan

    Newsweek International!!! I just read an article they published by some woman of the last name Jacoby. It was just about as vicious an anti-Catholic screed as you could get. What’s going on there? The usual blatant media ignorance about Catholicism and Christianity doesn’t seem enough for Newsweek.

  • http://opine-editorials.blogspot.com/ Fitz

    Deacon.

    I call it “New-speak”

  • Martha

    Syro-Malabarese? Sounds good to me ;-)

    Actually, just for the sheer brain melt it would induce in the likes of these scribblers, it’d be fun – ah, but that’s naughty and uncharitable of me.

    Taking a giant leap into guessing wildly here, but would anyone be hugely surprised if Joseph Conteras turned out to be either a lapsed Catholic or one of those who self-identify as Catholic and feel that the Spirit of Vatican II has been horribly betrayed (regardless of whether he was around for Vatican II or Pope Paul VI or anything like that)? Someone who thinks that if only the church would turn itself into the Episcopalians (only without all the doctrinal rigour) it’d be just about getting it right at long last?

  • Chris Bolinger

    Michael raves: “…all the parts of the critique have merit…the quotes were interesting…[The article captured] grievances about the Pope and the Vatican for people in Latin America [and] did a good job of explaining them.”

    I know, I know, you didn’t write that. But why do you defend most of the content of an incredibly bad article and throw the blame on the editor? The thing is rife with contradictions, misstatements, and laughable errors.

    Mollie, I love the teddy bear picture and the perfect one-word review: “infantile”.

  • Michael

    But why do you defend most of the content of an incredibly bad article and throw the blame on the editor?

    Because I don’t assume every journalist is a Catholic-hating secularist trying to score points against the church? Because I know, having done editing, what a piece written by committee looks like or how it can turn out badly?

  • MaryMargaret

    I hear he cuts the hearts out of fuzzy puppies to feed to the Vatican cats. Oh, and Fitz, took the word right out of my mouth-newspeak, indeed.

    I am wondering if it is his birthday or the anniversary of his pontificate that brings out the love (Feeeeel the Loooove!) The New Yorker, International Newsweek, Washington Post–you would really think that this man somehow is impacting their lives. Unfortunately (my opinion), this is obviously not the case. Pope Benedict is indeed, an intellectual. Intellectual is not a dirty word, no matter what the intelligentsia likes to say. “Infantile” is a very good description of this article–no idea of what the “Latin Rite” is, no clue as to what the Pope’s “job” is, complete ignorance of how to research an article on the Vatican, the Pope or the Catholic Church (Hint, read what the Pope has actually written and/or spoken and ask for help with what you don’t understand. PS, don’t ask just the dissenters. Occasionally, also dialogue with those who are faithful to the Magisterium–get BOTH viewpoints). I don’t expect any better than this article from our media, but I wish that I could. The Times article was better than most, but still chose to use their usual Rolodex for commentary.

  • John G

    Considering that Syriac is pretty close to Aramaic and the “scribblers” get to see the Passion of Christ without the subtitles, Syro-Malabar would be a good choice. :) Amd you get to learn two more languages…

  • Tim of Angle

    Re: the bear picture.

    Uh, guys? The Pope is Latin. He doesn’t wear an omophorion but a pallium.

  • Katherine

    Re: Pallium and omophorion:

    From the day of his installation as pope, Benedict XVI has worn the type of pallium the teddy bear is wearing. It does resemble the omophorion, but i’s the ancient form of the pallium one sees in mosaics and paintings down to the early 13th century. (There’s a lovely fresco of Innocent III wearing the same type.)

  • Al

    Benedict’s Pallium for Tim.

    The Benedictine Pallium is of wool, rather than the brocaded omophorion.

  • http://www.tmatt.net tmatt

    I still think the bear picture rocks, especially with the headline twist.

  • http://www.getreligion.org/?p=2 Douglas LeBlanc

    I think the bear pictured here is a less hirsute — and therefore less theologically daring — imitation of the Rowan Bear (named for the Archbishop of Canterbury). He’s a punk! This bear’s diocese would be whatever Christian animals reside at Cute Overload. But aren’t these comments straying way off-topic? Should we not be discussing media coverage of teddy bears in liturgical finery?

  • http://www.quenta-narwen.blogspot.com Donna Marie Lewis

    Ah, I remember articles where the ‘triumphalistic’ Pope JPII was weighed in the balance with the more ‘collegial’ Pope Paul VI- and found very wanting…. Not that Pope Paul VI was respected by those same types when he was actually reigning…
    With some people, the Holy Father can only be acknowledged to have done or said something right when he is safely dead, and can’t do or say anything they dislike. Then they can forget all the nasty things they said about him, and use him as a tool to bash the current Pontiff.

  • http://until.joe-perez.com joe perez

    Mollie: FYI I sidestep the points of your blog post, but comment on its style and way of fitting into the whole GetReligion meme in my essay “What Good Religion Journalism Looks Like”, posted today.

  • Chris Bolinger

    Hey Fab Four, can you delete the shameless plugs for other people’s blogs that are showing up here with increasing frequency? Maybe you can sell ads to Mr. Perez and others who are trying to capitalize on your hits.

  • Séamas

    Michael says:

    “It reads like a piece that was written by committee and then poorly edited when it was spliced together.”

    Are you talking about the article, or the Novus Ordo?

    (bada bing!)

  • corita

    I just looked up the “acclaimed biograpy of Benedict XVI” on amazon.

    Here is part of the page:

    “Customers who bought this item also bought

    * Loyal Dissent: Memoir of a Catholic Theologian (Moral Traditions) by Charles E. Curran
    * Freeing Celibacy by Donald Cozzens
    * Living Vatican II: The 21st Council for the 21st Century by Gerald O’Collins
    * The Truth about Conservative Christians: What They Think and What They Believe by Andrew Greeley
    * Double Crossed: Uncovering the Catholic Church’s Betrayal of American Nuns by Kenneth Briggs”

    Hmmm.

  • Michael Hughes

    It’s good for JPII to speak eight languages, bad for B12 to speak ten, and superbad for Catholics to hear Mass in _two_, regardless of whether it’s in the current format or the Tridentine.

    Unless it is Spanish! Then, they will print handouts, etc. till everyone plays along.

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