Keep Christ out of this Christmas

As strange as this sounds, I am here to sing the praises of the Baltimore Sun editors who to conceived and executed the following A1 Christmas season feature that — praise the Lord — contains absolutely no religious material or sentiment whatsoever (with the possible exception of Baachus and there may be a golden calf in here somewhere).

No, this story is about the real American Christmas, to one that rocks our world from Black Friday until Christmas Day, before our culture rolls into the holy days known as the NFL playoffs.

While reading this thing, I kept waiting for the moment when the “C” word would or would not be used, in place of the safe, secular “holidays” incantation.

The premise for this story is that it’s hard to get American men to do their duties this time of year, which means heading to the nearest shopping mall and doing their part to keep their marriages and/or families united and the nation’s economy intact. Something must be done.

The answer is to combine alcohol, cigars, grilled fat, credit cards and jewelry. Thus, the headline:

Looking for every sale, retailers inject testosterone into holiday shopping

Malls and other businesses try to lure elusive guy shoppers with manly mainstays like booze and beef

And here is the heart of the matter — the reason for the season.

Clergy may want to sit down. Ready? Now proceed into these summary paragraphs.

… (If) men won’t go to the malls, the vendors are coming to them — either that or doing everything to make their shops as tavern-like and man-friendly as possible.

“If it wasn’t for a strong Christmas and men coming in and purchasing from the certain places, like the jewelry stores, I’m not so sure they’d be in business,” says Nancy Hafford, executive director at Towson Chamber of Commerce and planner of the shopping district’s men’s event for Dec. 22. “They tend to buy larger gifts, they just do.”

To attract the swaggering, Grillo & Co. jewelers on Allegheny Avenue will be pitching an outdoor tent for men’s night where guys can puff on stogies and quaff wine, lest the diamonds and pearls start to sap anyone’s virility. …

Manor Tavern advertised its first attempt at men’s night by pointing to bourbon, single malts and — the piece de resistance — manly one-pound slabs of prime rib. If there was a salad included, the tavern kept that to themselves.

When I say that this is a totally religion-free Christmas story, what I really mean is that it is a story free of the messages of Advent, Christmas, Chanukah or any other religious season that I am aware of. I am also not joking when I say that I am thankful that the editors put absolutely zero religious content into this awesome materialist mash up.

This is a Christmas story for everyone whose Christmas is completely based on the rites of mall and Mammon.

My question is simple: Should the story have said as much? Should it have embraced its anti-Christmas vibe and run with it? This is, after all, The Holidays as they are now defined in mass media. Should the The Sun have proudly stated the obvious, for those who believe?

Put the cash in Christmas. Go ahead, name it and claim it.

Even barrel-aged bravery couldn’t embolden guys to approach the spa stand.

“I was over there and saw ‘breast enhancement’ and walked away fast,” said a still-unnerved Bill Varnell of Glen Rock, Pa. “No way.”

Varnell did buy some spices — a packet of the “flat iron steak rub.” “My wife loves my cooking,” he said.

It was a quiet night for Laurie Imhoff, who came from Catonsville to try to sell quilted purses and bags. She suspected what with the drinks and all their buddies around, the men were having trouble focusing.

“I can’t imagine my husband ever going to something like this,” she said. “I think it’s a neat concept because they don’t like going to malls.” …

Clearly, newspapers have a challenge when they are covering these kinds of stories.

This is A KIND of Christmas story, after all. It’s hard work and somebody has to do it. This may even be the dominant story that has to be written. However, isn’t this really THE HOLIDAYS story? Or is that an editorial statement?

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Today’s post-Christian Europe news chuckle

I have absolutely no comment about the following RNS piece at all.

None. Zero. Zip. Nada. Niente.

Null.

I mean, I have no comment other than that I am shocked, shocked, that this globe-shaking religion-news story did not receive more coverage in the mainstream press.

Are you sitting down?

BERLIN – Pope Benedict XVI can cross an outstanding charge of failing to use a seatbelt from his list of worries. The southern German city of Freiburg … threw out charges against the pontiff for riding in his popemobile without a seatbelt during a September visit.

“There will be no fine for the pope,” city spokeswoman Edith Lamersdorf, told the daily Badische Zeitung. “The charges were quashed.”

Although there is a requirement in Germany to wear seatbelts, even in slow-moving vehicles, city officials ruled that the law didn’t apply in the pope’s case because the street on which he was spotted without a seatbelt had been closed for public traffic the day of his visit. Attorney Christian Sundermann had filed the complaint on behalf of an unnamed German resident of Dortmund. …

The unnamed plaintiff argued that the pope was seen several times during the visit without a seat belt. The complaint offered several eyewitnesses, including the archbishop of Freiburg, the head of the German Conference of Bishops and the premier of the state of Baden-Wuerttemberg. Sundermann’s office had also entered a YouTube clip of the visit, which shows Benedict touring in a German-made Mercedes-Benz popemobile. …

Actually, it is possible that this riveting story received more coverage in Europe than in the United States. See what I mean?

Also, this blog item may also be evidence that your GetReligionistas will post almost anything during extremely busy weeks (it is exit week for students here at the Washington Journalism Center) that also happen to coincide with weeks that take the Divine Mrs. M.Z. Hemingway into corners of the world that do not contain wifi.

Just saying.

Feel free to discuss this news item, however. Make my day.

IMAGE: Crucial evidence is found at the end of this YouTube clip.

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NYTs shows admirable restraint, this time

As strange as it sounds, I think it’s time to offer praise to the editors at The New York Times for showing admirable restraint in their early coverage of Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez of Idaho Falls.

At the very least, the man accused of spraying the outside of the White House with multiple shots from a Romanian-made semiautomatic rifle — with a “large scope” — could have been called a born-again Christian in the newspaper of record’s headline and lede.

Why? Hey, he is claiming to be the modern-day reincarnation of Jesus Christ, sort of. That’s born again, right? Sort of? What he’s saying isn’t precisely conservative Christian doctrine, but, what the heck, he shot at the White House.

I’m joking around. Honest. I actually think that the Times story did a good job of quoting the various strange elements of this story, without trying to pin an easy religious label on this man.

After the newsy details of this strange incident — including the President Barak Obama is the “Antichrist” lingo in the lede — here is some of the important Godtalk information offered about the accused trigger man:

Besides the one friend who told investigators that Mr. Ortega-Hernandez had said he believed the president was the “Antichrist” and that he needed to kill him, another friend said he stated “President Obama was the problem with the government,” was “the devil,” and that he “needed to be taken care of.” The second friend also said he appeared to be “preparing for something.”

Mr. Ortega-Hernandez has had legal problems in Idaho, Texas, and Utah, including charges related to drug offenses, resisting arrest and assault on a police officer, officials have said. He is said to be heavily tattooed, with the word “Israel” on his neck and pictures of rosary beads and hands clasped in prayer on his chest.

For journalists, this “he is said to be” language is a bit troubling. However, this seems to be vivid and factual information, even though it is most strange. The details are sure to be checked out.

That’s the point. Strange factual information offers readers information to make their own decisions about this man, his motivations, etc. Factual information is good. It’s a whole lot better than vague, loaded labels that tell the reader more about the assumptions of journalists than about the life and behaviors of the accused.

Yes, this is true for all kinds of believers — alleged Christians, Muslims, pagans, unbelievers, you name it. The goal in these kinds of hot-button stories is to find and report information about the role that religion played or did not play in the incident. If a gunman says he’s Jesus Christ, Jr., then report that. If a gunman kills a Pakistani politician and says he did it for Allah, then report that.

But mere words are not enough. Journalists have to move past quotations and, at some point, they must find the practical details that attempt to show links between a religious life (for good or ill) and concrete actions (either sacred or hellish).

That’s journalism. Facts are more journalistic than labels.

By the way, here’s a sample of the language Ortega-Hernandez tossed around in a video prepared to promote his cause, whatever that cause turns out to be (real or imagined). This sample is from an online CBS report:

In a video made at Idaho State University in September, he said this about himself: “It’s not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus. I am the modern day Jesus Christ that you all have been waiting for.” …

In a 20-minute video posted by CBS Affiliate KBOI, Ortega-Hernandez claims to be the second coming of Christ, and talks about Nostradamus and receiving a “message thorough time.”

“When I first saw that, there was no doubt in my mind that the message sent through time was solely for me,” Ortega-Hernandez said.

Rest assured that there is more coverage to come.

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Fit of knavery at The Mail copy desk?

There are times, in journalism, when one needs to laugh instead of crying.

This may or may not be one of those cases. I do not know. Honest.

To make a long story short, the following story from The Daily Mail is not the kind of report that I would be joking about, under normal conditions. Thus, let’s deal with the horrific details first, before we reach at the humorous mistake that provides a journalistic subplot.

You may want to sit down before reading this one:

Churchgoers were left stunned after a man tore out both his eyeballs in the middle of a priest’s sermon at Sunday Mass in a scene that resembled a horror film.

Parishioners in Viareggio, near Pisa, in northern Italy, could only watch as one of their number calmly stood up and carried out the horrific self-mutilation in front of them.

Aldo Bianchini, 46, who was born in Britain but has lived in Italy most of his life, is believed to have suffered from voices. He collapsed to the floor in a pool of blood as his mother frantically tried to help him while the local priest father Lorenzo Tanganelli rushed out to alert emergency services.

The drama happened at the Sant’Andrea church and last night surgeons at the local hospital said that after several hours surgery they had been unable to save his sight and he would remain blind.

Doctors said that before the surgery Bianchini had told them he had “heard voices” telling him to tear out his eyes and Dr Gino Barbacci said: “In all my 26 years of service I have never seen anything like this before. He was in a great deal of agony and he was covered in blood. He said that he had used his bare hands to gouge out his eye balls after hearing voices telling him to do so — to do something like that requires super human strength. …”

Terrible. Bizarre. Yet this was also a story made for the British tabloid story if there ever was one.

As you would expect, journalists probed for every colorful detail that they could in terms of the scene of this bloody drama and the precise sequence of events, as reported by horrified onlookers.

It is in this context that readers hear, once again, from the priest. I assume that this man is Father, not “father,” Lorenzo Tanganelli — as he was described earlier in the report. As we will see, the Mail reporter and editors who worked on this story have some gaps, when it comes to their knowledge of ecclesiastical language.

So let’s return to the story, with the priest noting:

“I had just started to read the sermon when all of a sudden there was a great commotion.

“This man at the back of the knave started tearing at his face and I realized he was gouging out his eyes. …”

Uh, is this the “knave” as in:

Knave
archaic — (a) : a boy servant (b) : a male servant (c) : a man of humble birth or position
2 — : a tricky deceitful fellow

Or might this priest actually have been referring to the “nave,” as in:

nave
1 (n) The central part of a church, extending from the narthex to the chancel and flanked by aisles.

Let’s assume that the second word is correct.

Now, this is a rather silly little mistake. Nevertheless, I am curious. GetReligion readers, do you think this deserves a correction? Also, what think ye of the bizarre scriptural reference at the end of this news report?

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The con man and his generic church

As your GetReligionistas have said many times, this whole post-denominational age in which we now live continues to present some major challenges for mainstream reporters and editors.

I mean, it was one thing when religious believers tended to clump in hundreds of different herds with often strange sounding names that mean something to insiders, but sound like technical mush to outsiders. This is picky, picky stuff.

OK, troops, explain the doctrinal differences between the Missouri-Synod Lutherans and the folks in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, making a special effort to clearly explain why so many people in both of these groups cannot accurately be described as “evangelicals” in the same sense as the people at your friendly local evangelical megachurch. Then, once you have done that, explain why some people — in both of those Lutheran flocks — can accurately be called “evangelicals.” You have, at the most, one paragraph. Begin.

I bring this up because of a recent Los Angeles Times story about a con man who turned to Jesus, and Oprah, and now appears to have returned to his old con tricks. The name is quite famous — Barry Minkow. Here’s the opening of the report, with a few comments:

Barry Minkow’s former congregation accused the con man-turned-preacher of misusing church funds and luring its members into bad investments, allegations that forced a two-week delay in sentencing for the admitted two-time fraud artist.

Here is my first question: Shouldn’t this man, under Associated Press style, be called “the Rev. Barry Minkow”? Or has he already been defrocked? Wait, more on that question in a minute.

San Diego’s Community Bible Church said in a letter, part of a confidential pre-sentencing probation report, that Minkow improperly used church funds to finance the fraud-busting business he ran on the side, his defense lawyer said. The letter also attacks Minkow for leading members of his flock to make ill-fated investments in an unreleased movie about his life, said the lawyer, Alvin Entin.

“It accused Barry of everything except being in bed with a live girl or a dead boy,” Entin said.

Time for another picky question. The story says that the church wrote a letter saying “blah, blah, blah.” Stop and think about this. You mean the whole church congregation sat down and wrote it? I would assume not. I would assume that some kind of governing board at the congregation produced this letter, some small body of leaders.

Ah, but this raises another question. This is called a “Community Bible Church.” What in the world do these words mean? In short, what kind of church is this? The body’s beliefs statement helps a little bit, but not much (click here to check it out).

I would argue that this is actually a crucial question in this specific story. Why? The bottom line is that this is almost certainly a completely independent conservative church of some kind — a nondenominational or post-denominational body, like unto thousands that have sprung up from sea to shining sea in recent decades. Who is in charge? Who is supervising this church? And, while asking these questions, let’s add another: When something goes wrong, who is liable? With whom does the buck stop?

This kind of question is crucial when you’re covering a fraud case.

Latter in the story, an important — but vague — word appears.

Entin said he plans to argue that Minkow had not wronged the church because he always returned funds he used to finance investigations by his Fraud Discovery Institute, a for-profit business Minkow operated on the side. Several church elders invested their own money in the institute, the lawyer said.

“Barry wasn’t stealing anything from the church,” Entin said. “He put in more than he took out. In fact, he worked without pay for the last four years.”

Entin said his client waived a salary of more than $125,000 a year because the church was financially stretched and his institute was making money. Officials at the church, where Minkow had worked for 14 years, did not return calls seeking comment.

Minkow was convicted in the 1980s of operating his ZZZZ Best cleaning firm as a fraud. He emerged from prison as a repentant born-again minister and anti-fraud crusader. His latest conviction stalled the opening of a laudatory movie about his rise, fall and rehabilitation, leaving filmmakers scrambling to craft a new ending.

So there is a board of “elders,” which implies some structure. To whom does this board answer? Most likely, the answer is going to be — the ministers. It’s a perfect circle in most independent churches of this kind. That circle of authority, or lack thereof, is the big story of the post-denominational age.

The story includes all kinds of serious information about the dollars and cents, which is logical in a business-section report. However, I do not see how readers are supposed to figure out the nature of these misdeeds without knowing something about Minkow’s ministerial career and the church itself. Who ordained him? Where did he go to seminary? Other than God, who was this man’s boss? Oh, and who was making this movie? A non-profit religious group?

In short, where did this large, once thriving church and its converted con-man pastor come from? We need to know something about that issue in order to grasp what may or may not happen next. One or two sentences, please? This information is at the heart of the alleged crime.

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Silly Meatless Mondays question

This is a silly post.

However, it is silly for a reason. There is an interesting hole in the following story — maybe. I mean, there may be a journalistic hole in the story. Then again, there may be a somewhat obvious religion hole in the event or the trend that the story is about. I do not know.

Thus, some may say that it is silly to raise the issue that I am about to raise. All I can say is that this is the first thing that, as a reporter (and as a churchman in an ancient branch of Christianity), I thought of when I read this New York Times story.

So what is this story about?

The headline is blunt: “Meatless Mondays Catch On, Even With Carnivores.” And here is the top of this report from the oh-so-hip environs of Aspen, Colo.

Friction between the health-and-eco-minded hippies who came here for a Rocky Mountain High in the 1970s and the superwealthy second-homers who followed from the intersection of Hollywood and Hedge Fund is an old story here at 8,000 feet.

But now there is a new potential skirmish line: Meatless Mondays.

For whatever reason, chefs and restaurateurs say, the big outside money that fuels economic life here, often flying in by private jet from places like Malibu or the Main Line, tilts heavily toward the carnivorous.

“It’s very interesting, but for some reason when people come to Aspen, they want to eat meat,” said Mimi Lenk, a vegetarian for more than a decade and the manager of Syzygy, a downtown restaurant where elk, bison and lamb are the big sellers.

A new nationwide pro-veggie effort, however — aimed at persuading people to go meatless at least one day a week — has been embraced here more than in any other city in America. At least 20 institutions and restaurants, including Syzygy, are offering vegetarian choices on Mondays under a plan announced this month.

The Meatless Monday trend is in the top restaurants, of course, but it isn’t stopping there. You have government links as well, which means public discussions of this concept and even the use of tax dollars.

In the public school system, which embraced Meatless Monday two years ago, whole grain pancakes, dubbed “breakfast for lunch,” are a popular Monday rotation in the elementary and middle schools. And even during the rest of the week, school lunches, down to and including the ketchup, are made from scratch, overseen by a chef hired away from a downtown restaurant.

So, once again, the basic idea is to encourage people to give up meat one day a week. Note, again, that this includes the menu in public schools which affects lots of local families.

Does this basic concept sound semi-familiar to anyone?

I mean, the two largest branches of global Christianity do fast from meat (and many from dairy) on Fridays (and many other days as well). Catholicism is the largest faith group in America.

Has anyone in the Meatless Mondays world considered, uh, cooperating with these traditions? Meatless Fridays might have started out with a bit of a head start, if this was the case. I have lived in Colorado and I can assure that there are quite a few Catholics out there in the Rockies. The number is going up, last time I checked.

Did anyone from the Times ask about this? Other than alliteration, why did Meatless Mondays emerge from the pack of possible strategies for this national movement? Surely someone involved with reporting and editing this story was curious about this?

Or is Meatless Monday secular in a way that excludes millions of Americans, on purpose?

Just asking. It’s silly, I know. However, I was curious.

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Monks, fruitcakes & falling finances

It’s been hard times for the Los Angeles Times. Especially on the Godbeat. And that’s what makes this Column One from Mike Anton such a treat.

This story about the Catholic monks of the New Camaldoli Hermitage has a bit of everything. Fruitcake. Monks. The California coast.

Written in true narrative form, here is how Anton opens the story:

The Catholic monks of the New Camaldoli Hermitage have lived a world apart in the inspirational majesty of Big Sur for half a century. They know well the power of prayer and contemplation.

Money management is another matter.

Never did they imagine their most vexing problem would be finding a way to close a $300,000-a-year budget deficit. Or reviving a flagging fruitcake business that has helped support them for decades.

The monks are like countless American families struggling through hard times. They’re working harder but digging into dwindling savings to make ends meet. Their home is paid for, but repairs are on hold indefinitely. The viability of their Thoreau-like existence is in doubt.

“I’ll be honest: I don’t understand finances at all,” said Father Raniero Hoffman, the hermitage’s prior for the last dozen years. “Our whole way of life is beyond what society today would say is practical.”

Well, I was hooked, and I don’t even like fruitcake.

Obviously, the tragedy here is that these monks sought a simpler lifestyle. Not just pious, but minimalist. But balancing a budget is inescapable for anyone who wants to stay afloat. In this sense, the monks’ trouble is not just like millions of Americans but a lot of religious organizations during these lean times.

Anton does a great time humanizing the 15 monks who live at the monastery and also telling the story of this order’s origin.

The story doesn’t have much to say — or really anything — about to day-to-day religious activities of the monks. But I’m OK with that. I’m more interested in their bakery, which “exudes a vibe more History Channel than Food Network” and which Anton ably details.

“We need to bring the fruitcakes home,” said Mark Giulieri, a layman who was hired in April as the hermitage’s first director of operations. “But doing that is going to take modernizing the kitchen. We have to stop this death spiral we’re in. Just because we have this belief that we are preordained to be here … nothing is for certain.”

One thing the story could have discussed was how other monastery bakeries are faring. I’m not sure how common it is for monks to bake fruitcakes, but the above image is from Trappist monks in Virginia.

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Ultra-tasty story; tiny hint of ghost

You know how, in the competitions during the summer Olympics, the divers’ scores are often calculated on the basis of the difficult of the dives that they are attempting?

There are times when religion reporting is like that.

What we have here is a perfectly wonderful Boston Globe story about a gourmet chef who just happens to cook in a shelter for homeless and poor women. I only know about this story because of a hat tip from my wonderful daughter, Sarah. However, I am sure that if I had read this story without her insider knowledge, I still would have asked the same basic journalistic question.

But let’s start with the wonderful anecdotal lede and set-up for his personality piece:

Curry-seasoned haddock (for vegetarians, tofu) is perched on steamed greens in a balsamic vinaigrette, the greens in turn are set on a puree of Jerusalem artichokes and roasted garlic. The fish is garnished with sauteed baby turnips and Swiss chard stems. Accompanying the dish is quinoa pilaf with winter squash and Chinese long beans.

This is lunch at the Women’s Lunch Place, a day shelter for poor and homeless women, located in the basement of the Church of the Covenant on Newbury Street. Here, restaurant-quality food is served, free of charge, six days a week to all women (and their children) who want it. Many of the guests are among the city’s neediest, the chronic homeless; others are simply down on their luck. Besides free lunch and breakfast, there is help with legal and housing issues, financial assistance, a wellness program, hot showers, a nap room, even art classes. …

Enter the protagonist. This is where my mind started to lock in on the details. Is there a religion ghost?

“We’re here to provide a variety of services to women in an atmosphere of dignity and respect,” explains Lauren Reilly, director of development.

But the heart of the Women’s Lunch Place is lunch, and the heart of the kitchen is Josh Birdsall. The bearded, ponytailed, soft-spoken chef has been on the job since August, and by all accounts, he treats his dishes with the same care and respect as the shelter does its guests.

By 11 a.m., the kitchen is humming. Volunteers chop, prep, and cook under the watchful supervision of Birdsall, 27, who seems to be everywhere at once. The chef came here after stints at Whole Foods and Craigie Street Bistrot. He had worked in restaurants throughout college (his degree is in literature).

Now, what is the question that is in your mind? We learn that he works with an all-volunteer crew. He has trouble getting consistent food, since food-bank donations are at the heart of the menu. The budget is tight to nonexistent.

All together now: What is Birdsall doing at Women’s Lunch Place? It can’t be the paycheck. With the facts that are presented, it’s impossible not to ask the “why” question, isn’t it?

And then there is the matter of the ponytail and some of the interesting food choices.

Let’s just say that Eastern Orthodox men, for reasons linked to small-t traditions, tend to like ponytails and beards. Also, for reasons linked to large-T Traditions about fasting from meat and dairy products (think Great Lent), Orthodox cultures tend to produce lots of people who run restaurants that are open to vegetarian and even vegan options. Think about Greeks, Palestinians and the Russians.

As it turns out, this young man is a convert to Orthodoxy. I am not saying that there is a hole in the story because that connection wasn’t made. I am saying that the subject might have come up in the reporter had dug deeper on that totally logical question, “What are you doing here?”

As it is, the story does end this way:

The din of the dining room temporarily diminishes as everyone tucks in. Birdsall takes a moment to reflect on the contrast between cooking here and other kitchen jobs he’s held.

This kind of work, he says, brings its unique satisfaction. “I get to do food for people who really need it. There’s no promises, no pretensions,” he says. “Just good, simple, honest food — and it feeds people beyond just filling their bellies.”

And all the people gathered for lunch said: Amen.

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