A Small Gift For You Today

We live in uncertain times. It can be difficult to know what’s true and false. Doubt reigns over so much that we hear and read and even experience.

Thus, my gift to you today is the gift of certainty. It will be at least one thing you read today that you will know is true without any doubt, and it is this:

This man is not Jesus.

Not Jesus

A man claiming to be Jesus is gaining followers and causing concern among cult experts in Australia.

Former IT specialist Alan John Miller, or AJ as he prefers to be known, runs a religious movement known as the Divine Truth from his home near the small town of Kingaroy in the state of Queensland.

Mr Miller claims that not only is he Christ, but his partner, Australian Mary Luck, is in fact Mary Magdalene, who according to the Bible was present at the crucifixion.

He told Sky News: “I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn’t as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present.

Mr Miller holds seminars near his home in Kingaroy, Queensland

“When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body’s sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body.”

Mr Miller holds seminars near his home and also travels around the world teaching people how to have a personal relationship with God, often by delving deep into their emotions.

Dozens of his followers are understood to have bought properties in the area to be closer to him.

After his crucifixion the Australian claims he entered the spirit world where he met Plato, Socrates, popes and presidents.

He also says he remembers performing miracles.

He said: “I did resurrect quite a number of people … including a friend of mine Lazarus, who most people know is mentioned in the Bible.” [Okay, now tell me the names of all the others you raised.]

Whilst critics dismiss his claims the seminars attract large groups of people, up to 150 a time.

British woman Louise “Luli” Faver, 39, is a former neuroscientist who has given up her career to be closer to the couple.

So there you go: the NotJesus.

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  • Maggie Goff

    Oh man, I feel sorry for the people who fall for this stuff.

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  • M E

    If he were Jesus of Nazareth his glorious resurrected body could appear in locked rooms. and walk and eat then disappear as he did before many before he ascended bodily. He went down into hell but even then not as a spirit. but as God and Man As conqueror. not a visitor. Is there any report of such phenomena in Oz.


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