Masturbating Man “Doing the Lord’s Work”

Why yes, today is a strange news roundup day for me, why do you ask?

SPOKANE, Wash. — A registered sex offender was allegedly caught exposing himself on Spokane’s south hill Sunday afternoon.

William “Billy” Ogan was arrested near 53rd and South Regal for indecent exposure around 2:00 p.m. Authorities said when they confronted Ogan he told them he “was doing the Lord’s work.”

Police said they received multiple calls reporting that a man was masturbating and exposing himself on the side of the road. Many of those callers were concerned with how close he was to a kid’s soccer field.

Obviously, this isn’t funny. He’s a mentally disturbed serial perv. It’s just … Friday.

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  • DeaconsBench

    Bill Ogan? Shouldn’t it be Billy Onan?


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