What Happens When You Don’t Know How To Read the Bible

You get people reading Mark 16:18 and thinking they should do this:

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… for which the natural, tragic, and wholly expected consequence is this:

Pastor Jamie Coots dies after snake he was handling bit him

(WBIR) Kentucky Pastor Jamie Coots died Saturday night after he was bitten by a snake, according to Middlesboro Police Chief Jeff Sharpe.

Coots starred on “Snake Salvation” alongside Pastor Andrew Hamblin, from LaFollette, who was recently in court for TWRA citations for snake-handling. The National Geographic show profiled the Pentecostal, serpent handling preachers.

Chief Sharpe said Coots was found dead in his home at about 10 p.m. Saturday after a snake allegedly bit Coots while he was handling the animal in his Middlesboro church, Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name.

And don’t miss the part in the above video where a snake bites off Pastor Jaimie’s finger and his wife keeps it around.

St. Gregory the Great on this passage:

Are we then without faith because we cannot do these signs? Nay, but these things were necessary in the beginning of the Church, for the faith of believers was to be nourished by miracles, that it might increase. Thus we also, when we plant groves, pour water upon them, until we see that they have grown strong in the earth; but when once they have firmly fixed their roots, we leave off irrigating them. These signs and miracles have other things which we ought to consider more minutely. For Holy Church does every day in spirit what then the Apostles did in body; for when her Priests by the grace of exorcism lay their hands on believers, and forbid the evil spirits to dwell in their minds, what do they, but cast out devils? And the faithful who have left earthly words, and whose tongues sound forth the Holy Mysteries, speak a new language; they who by their good warnings take away evil from the hearts of others, take up serpents; and when they are hearing words of pestilent persuasion, without being at all drawn aside to evil doing, they drink a deadly thing, but it will never hurt them; whenever they see their neighbours growing weak in good works, and by their good example strengthen their life, they lay their hands on the sick, that they may recover. And all these miracles are greater in proportion as they are spiritual, and by them souls and not bodies are raised.

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  • http://www.parafool.com/ victor

    On the other hand, he died doing what he loved. We should all be so lucky.

  • Rebecca Fuentes

    Was I the only one who got really creeped out when she started talking about how good she felt when handling the snakes?

  • http://www.godandthemachine.com/ Thomas L. McDonald

    There wasn’t a moment in that piece when I WASN’T creeped out.

  • Cardunculus

    To be honest, what is creeping me out the most are the “haha, what an idiot, that’s natural selection for you, that’s not a big loss anyway” kind of comment that I am reading in responses to this story (I’m not linking to them here, but it’s not hard to find them if one is so inclined).

    One can have all sorts of good-faith disagreements about religion and Biblical exegesis, and that’s OK; but mocking someone’s (largely self-inflicted, granted; but no less tragic for that) death is several steps too far, I think…

  • http://atlantarofters.blogspot.com The Sanity Inspector

    Pretty selfish as regards his family & flock, though.


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