Our Funny Little Satanist Friends Made a Statue!

From The Devil Rides Out (Hammer Films, 1968)

Aw, innit cute!? Didn’t I see this in Hammer’s The Devil Rides Out? Rad. Good movie. I think I’ll base my entire life, being, and belief system upon it. The overgrown teenagers of the Satanic Temple in New York have raised $30,000 to bronze this turd and plop it in front of the Oklahoma State [Read More...]

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Moral Outrage

I am the least sporty person you’ll ever meet. I’ve never watched an entire football, hockey, soccer, or major league baseball game, ever. I took the kids to minor league games for the Camden Riversharks a couple times, and it was fun … ish. (I have, however, attended 5 professional golf tournaments and used to [Read More...]

Happy Earth Day! Or Not.

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Happy Earth Day! Here’s a picture of Holly Maddux, murdered and stuffed in a trunk by one of the founders of Earth Day: Keep a few extra lights burning in memory of her. Fun fact: the date of Earth Day (April 22nd) was chosen to coincide with birthday of another psychopath: Vladimir Lenin. But let’s not [Read More...]

Comments Will Remain Off For the Foreseeable Future

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Like several of my fellow mackerel snappers here on Patheos I turned off comboxes so I didn’t have to deal with trolls and such during Lent. And I decided I liked it so much that I’m going to keep them off for a while. My apologies to those regular commenting folk who always add something [Read More...]

Gay Sturmtruppen Claim Another Scalp UPDATED

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The gay rights movement has a cost another decent man his profession in their attempt at ideological purification. Brandon Eich, the creator of JavaScript and long-time CTO of Mozilla, has stepped down as CEO because the hothouse flowers and perpetually aggrieved will brook no dissent in their goosestepping march through America. What was Eich’s hateful [Read More...]

I’m Bored With St. Patrick

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We need a new Irish saint who represents my people in all our mighty glory. I give you … St. Jack! [Read more...]

So This Exists…

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Because screw it we’re putting the Everclear straight in the whipped cream! I love the future. Update: I see some were already leaning on the PANIC!!!!1! button with this one, just as they did with Four Loko, which us old folks just call Irish Coffee. OH EM GEE college students is getting drunk on it [Read More...]

Snow Day!

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…yet again. These kids are going to be going to school until August at this rate. Anyway, up here in the great northeast, we’re having the 9th major snowstorm of the year, and it’s already looking like predictions of a foot will be low. It’s supposed to keep going until tomorrow morning, and the drifts [Read More...]


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