Anti-Gaming Crusader Charged With Gun-Running

Which one is Leland Yee again?

Number of people killed by video games: still zero. Number of people killed by weapons allegedly smuggled by Democratic Senator and video game industry scourge Leland Yee: unknown, but given that the FBI claims Yee conspired with crime lord Kwok Cheung “Shrimp Boy” Chow to bring $2 million worth of weapons into the country from the [Read More...]

New Mozilla CEO in the Crosshairs for Prop 8 Donation

Brendan Eich, creator of Javascript. Can't you just see the eeeeevil?

One thing you can always count on with the gay rights movement: they never miss an opportunity to slander opponents of gay marriage as “haters” and gin up a thoughtcrime fatwa at a moment’s notice. The latest target may be Mozilla’s Chief Technology Office Brendan Eich, who was just made the CEO of the company, [Read More...]

Dick Cheney’s Unhackable Heart

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Let’s take the cheap “Dick Cheney has a heart?” jokes as read and move on to the story at hand, viz: Dick Cheney had the software for his implanted defibrillator altered to prevent remote hacking. In an interview with 60 Minutes, Cheney admits to asking for wireless features to be disabled: Cheney says that he [Read More...]

Who Is the Most Least-Privileged?

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And the Winner of the Check Your Privilege Tournament is … … the homeless. They got my vote. No one in this country is regarded with as much contempt and fear as the homeless. Since it’s an economic and social state, I assume you can stack your lack-of-privilege. Black, Muslim, gay, and homeless might seem [Read More...]

Let Me Get This Straight…

Our New Best Friends in Syria show us their respect.

In the midst of revelations exposing the worst violations of our 1st and 4th Amendment rights in the nation’s history, the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is, for the third time in his presidency, authorizing military aid and action in a country in which we have no direct interest and without consulting either Congress [Read More...]

The Weird New Racism

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Before we start, let’s listen to a song. It’s called “Accidental Racist” by Brad Paisley with LL Cool J: In case the video goes away (the official video was already yanked), here are the lyrics: To the man that waited on me at the Starbucks down on Main, I hope you understand When I put [Read More...]

Can The President Launch a Drone Strike on Columbia University?

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Kathy Boudin, like President Obama’s friends Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, is a terrorist. That’s not up for debate. Like Ayers and Dohrn, she plotted bomb attacks on Americans, and participated in the slaughter of three police officers during a robbery to fund her terrorist activities. She spent 20 years in an American jail because that’s [Read More...]

Pssst, Michelle: I Think Jesus Is Involved Somehow

Oh No Theyre Christians

Our Nanny-in-Chief has repurposed the most important day on the Christian calender, the celebration of the risen Christ, into some kind of nutritional Nuremberg Rally, calling the White House Easter Egg Roll (mmmm, eggroll) a “celebration of nutrition and health and activity.” Because everything has to be jammed through your little agenda, Shelly. Here’s the whole thing. (Bonus!: See if you can spot the missing word in [Read More...]


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