A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook:
Two of my kindergarten students were arguing, but I didn’t know why…
MyungJun:Teacher, die person and wake up is zombie? Me: Right….Min Jun, are you crying? Min Jun: Why you say yes to him? JESUS IS NOT A ZOMBIE! IT’S JUST MAGIC!
~How’d I walk into that one?~
The thing I like most about this is that the kid sees “zombie” as pejorative, but doesn’t see “magic” the same way.