McDonald’s to Close Down After Accusations of Cultural Appropriation

Just weeks after launching its Great Tastes of America burger series in the United Kingdom, McDonald's Corporation reports it is shutting down amid accusations that they ripped off their recipes.The accusations arose after advertisements touted a "sweet and tangy South Carolina sauce" that some viewers believed may bear a vague resemblance to mustard-based barbecue sauces used in some regions of the state.  Fox News reports:Though the eatery had been open for several months decades, th … [Read more...]

Chastity for Thee But Not for Me?

Here is what I find most amusing about the reactions to the Pence Anti-Adultery plan:It turns out the people who ordinarily believe that it is both impossible and undesirable to refrain from intercourse out of wedlock are, in the case of the sitting Vice President, certain he must be an exception to that rule.  Ordinary mortals have no such capacity for self control! They'd be harmed by trying, and anyway it wouldn't work!But either they know Mr. Pence to be a class apart, or they are so … [Read more...]

Child Welfare and State Supervision of Homeschools

In discussion online recently, the topic of child welfare came up.  Question of the day was, "How do we provide adequate state supervision in order to ensure parents aren't using homeschooling to cover up abuse or neglect?"  My answer: State supervision doesn't work.It does not work in foster care.  Here we are speaking of the most extensively state-supervised family population in the nation: Sally Schofield, the foster mother of Logan Marr, was found guilty June 25 of wrapping the 5- … [Read more...]

Reality Check re: Black Santa

So, about those Santa Wars going on up at the Mall of America . . .I'm pleased to see that someone has been getting the memo and kindly ranked my horrible, no-good, very bad Southern state in the top ten worst places to live in the US.  It's terrible here! Stay away!Meanwhile, newsflash: What the local shopping malls here in backwardsville term "African-American Santa" has a been fixture on the Santa-visiting schedule for as long as I've had kids, and I suspect far longer than t … [Read more...]

Calexit Refugees Need Your Help!

Quick update: The piece below is satire (and was tagged as such from the outset), but a few people missed the memo.  The Calexit ballot initiative, however, is not.  You can read the detailed Q&A on the 2019 referendum initiative here.Dear Friends,I am writing to you in these tumultuous times to ask for your help with a very important work of mercy -- a whole collection of works of mercy, in fact.  Now before I make my plea, let me begin by thanking you for your hard work and de … [Read more...]

Why You Should Vote 3rd Party This Year

If there were a morally acceptable candidate offered by either major party, of course you could vote for that person in clear conscience.  There isn't, and therefore many people are settling for choosing the least-bad candidate.Don't do this.Vote third party.Why?Voting third party is the most effective way for you to bring about a change of regime.It's more effective than a write-in campaign (barring a massive, united, nationwide campaign, which I don't see happening).  It's c … [Read more...]

Christian Calamities: A Taste of the South to Help You Choke on America

There's been pearl-clutching in odd quarters ever since Pastor Mark Burns, a South Carolinian, delivered his benediction on the Republican party.  I am not a Republican and I won't be voting for Trump, and I don't think you should either.  I am dismayed by the weaselly justifications some of my fellow Christians are spouting these days in their support for the GOP candidate.Still, it amuses me that the professionally-impious are suddenly offended on our Lord's behalf for what is, as I will sh … [Read more...]