How many people saw Rowan Atkinson at the opening festivities in London and thought, “What a has-bean”?
Imagine, if you dare, the sales bonanza a certain mouthwash company would have enjoyed in 2008 if it had only touted “The Audacity of Scope.”
If the moon was made of ribs, would you invade it?
How could a just and loving God deprive me of an all-expenses-paid vacation to Hawaii?
Ask and ye shall receive. From I Can Has Cheezburger, behold an anti-Obama lolcat: