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I think Johnny Rocket shoulda been a choice 🙂
You snapped that photo when you went back to get him, didn’t you? Fess up!
*looks closely* isnt that the same material used in padded rooms at local asylums?
I’d say some really short giants.
The Michelin Man. He really wanted a bold color in his home since he’s so pale.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, but The Michelin Man was one of my ORIGINAL GUESSES!! I can’t remembee why I bumped it–I think I just FORGOT I’d thought of it.
Excellent! Too funny.
Tamara: Your answer’s hilarious. It DOES look like it would belong to giant with stumpy legs.
I was thinking Mickey Mouse or the Teletubbies… some world where primary colors are all the rage.
Of course I believe you. Great minds think alike!