Okay, I’m back. Well. Sort of. I am insofar as yesterday I made another thrilling video of myself … saying stuff … but was prevented from showing it, because for some inexplicable reason YouTube, after my making one video, permanently disabled my account. (??? Oh: you can see my first Very Exciting video here.)
So today I opened a new YouTube account, and can now hoist upon you, poor reader viewer, the video I made yesterday. And here is that bad boy now. I think everyone who sees this will agree that it’s really, really time for me to take some significant time away from … getting out of bed in the morning.