1. Be intellectually mesmerizing. Hmm. This morning I did search through five dictionaries looking for the definition of a word (“restitution”) that I preferred above the others. That seems reasonably intellectual. Or insanely picayune. They’re so close! Point being: I may still have a chance at this one. So never mind.
2. Become aesthetically inspiring. I am, right now, wearing black crew socks, knee-length charcoal pajama-shorts, and a red plaid shirt. So. One down, for sure.
4. Become physically astounding. So far today I’ve taken two naps. But I usually take four. Hope lives!
5. Write muy gooder. Pfffft. Enough said.