Threatening Leprechauns Respond!

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  • http://samwrites2.wordpress.com samwrites2

    John,

    Sounds like a visit from an Arggghh-ma! Rhymer.

    (Armagh, Ireland, is "the spiritual capital of Ireland for 1,500 years. St Patrick called Armagh 'my sweet hill' and built his stone church on the hill where the Anglican cathedral now stands" according to the geographia website.)

    -Sam

  • Latoya

    I wonder what would be your reaction if all of that stuff happened for real? LOL. By the way..since when do you have a dog??

  • arlywn

    Tsk, Tsk- I would heed that warning John. Leprechauns are not people you want to piss off. I was reading a bunch of irish curses yesterday; and this is not a trifle bunch you want to mess with. But, I do have to give them kudos for the amazing rhyming!

  • Judy

    John, I'm sending you a gold 4 leaf clover on a big, heavy gold chain to wear as protection against any Leprechaun mischief making. Wear it and you'll be okay.

  • Christine

    MAHAHAHAHA pretty much backs up you mocking St. Paddy really. If that's the reply you get from followers then they deserved the mock LOL. Please don't shave my dog if you're reading this!!! Na, very clever

  • Greta Sheppard

    What a witty man you are…..it is truly a gift…have you thought of a book of your poetry on themes like that . . it would likely make the best seller list! Forget the theology….too much of it already out there…in days like this people need to laugh….I loved this post today!

  • Melesa Garrison

    Too funny!


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