I feel sorry for God. It can’t be easy creating and sustaining the universe. What happened here, I think, is that He thought, “Well, it’s time to make a new plant. I sure do like orangutans.”
Proof That God Confuses Plants with Animals
John Shore (who, fwiw, is straight) is the author of UNFAIR: Christians and the LGBT Question, and three other great books. He is founder of Unfundamentalist Christians (on Facebook here), and executive editor of the Unfundamentalist Christians group blog. (In total John's two blogs receive some 250,000 views per month.) John is also co-founder of The NALT Christians Project, which was written about by TIME, The Washington Post, and others. His website is JohnShore.com. You're invited to like John's Facebook page. Don't forget to sign up for his mucho-awesome newsletter.