Proof God Wants Me to Learn Math

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  • http://JillSeminaris.com Jill Kerman

    I'm confused….

    It's me, Wickle and John. God wants me to learn math.

  • http://www.myspace.com/whitenoisemetalpodcast Brian Shields

    Did you buy a lottery ticket while you were there?

    After all, the lottery is a tax on people bad at math!

  • http://www.1truebeliever.wordpress.com wickle

    He wants someone to learn math, that’s for sure … not sure it’s you.

  • Lynn

    I wonder if any of your readers have a couple of tickets to the Price Is Right? That might be more fun then brushing up on your Math?

  • http://www.steppingintothelight.net Diane L. Harris

    Dear John,

    When you do learn math, please do an expose on the insidiousness of incorrect unit price disclosures in supermarkets.

  • Hjordes

    Brian, you crack me up.

    Have you ever checked those $ per ounce they print on items at Costco? In one day I discovered 5 different items had the wrong price per weight on them. Shockingly, they were all Kirkland brand items that (gasp!) appeared to be a better deal than they really were.

  • http://kimberlyjkoch.vox.com/ Kimberly J. Koch

    Unfortunately, I doubt this would be convincing enough for my ten year old daughter! lol


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