Proof That God Litters

You would think, with all the attention the environment’s been getting lately, that God wouldn’t just fling huge wads of junk out of heaven. But as I was walking through San Diego’s Balboa Park the other day, I found this disturbing proof that that’s exactly what he’s done.

Doesn’t God care about us??

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  • http://skerrib.blogspot.com skerrib

    Looks like a stick figure guy trying to hold up a giant jack.

  • http://davisw.wordpress.com Davis

    maybe to God's scale (huge) it looks better

  • Lynn

    I can't believe that God made that mess!!

  • http://megaloi.blogspot.com Redlefty (Michael)

    That thing ain't from heaven. A metal object that ugly must have come from Detroit.

  • http://www.johnshore.wordpress.com John Shore

    Janelle: ha! very funny!

  • http://www.johnshore.wordpress.com John Shore

    Red: Again, with the funny/smart from you! You're something.

  • http://www.maranathachapel.org Tim

    President Obama created 2 jobs. He put an unemployed welder and painter to work. 48 hours and 1.2 Million dollars later…we have Scarlet Litter.

  • Julia

    If that's a jumping jack then I dont want to see the ball…..

  • http://www.1truebeliever.wordpress.com wickle

    It's a red ninja duck, everyone! I don't see what the controversy is, here.

  • http://mymenandme.wordpress.com Janelle

    One person’s junk is another person’s … big red thing?


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