Where Hobbits Picnic

I hope the Hobbits don’t sneak into my house at night and murder me for showing you this picture I took near my house of where they recreate. (And see that trash can to the right? They never use it. They leave their empty cans of Vienna sausages and ginger ale everywhere.)

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  • Sam

    John,

    I have to ask. Ever read "Bored of the Rings?" – the Harvard Lampoon parody of "Lord of the Rings?"

    An excerpt (from memory)

    "We hobbits are a hairy folk

    Who like to eat until we choke

    Sing gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble."

  • http://skerrib.blogspot.com skerrib

    You're full of it. Hobbits would never settle for Vienna sausages and ginger ale.

  • http://www.johnshore.wordpress.com John Shore

    Sam: No, I haven't read that. Sound hilarious!

    Skerrib: Oh, like YOU know. I've SEEN it. It's not pretty.

  • http://www.myspace.com/whitenoisemetalpodcast Brian Shields

    Looks like these Hobbits are scouting for a location for their Hobbit Crystal Meth lab.

  • http://inkstainedpaws.blogspot.com Casey

    I think you can even see a fairy circle in the picture.

  • http://christianranter.wordpress.com Des

    They must all have rings and disappeared when the picture was taken.

  • http://www.the-best-twitter.com Joel

    Can I just say, this blog is what got me through the day today. Every time I read it, I just get more and more excited about whats next. Very refreshing blog and very refreshing ideas. Im glad that I came across this when I did. I love what youve got to say and the way you say it…


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