The Wicked Witch: Retired, But Still a Buzz Junkie

I just came across this old TV commercial. About five seconds into it, I felt my brain starting fizzing over how many things in it were just … wrong. Be afraid.

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  • http://www.brianswriting.com Brian Shields

    You're soaking in it. Dishwashing liquid?

  • http://www.johnshore.wordpress.com John Shore

    The weird thing about the commercial is that it's so LONG. It seems like a movie. It's weird to realize how long it's been since I saw a commercial that lasted a minute. Now a minute seems like an hour. I kept thinking, "Man, this thing really has a PLOT."

  • http://reedducks.wordpress.com Christian Beyer

    The first thing I thought of was how damn dated this thing is. Any man said something like that to his wife today, she would respond with “So make the damn coffee yourself, a** hole.” And he’d deserve it to. This wasn’t the Gay Nineties – it was in our generation. Not that long ago.

  • http://www.johnshore.wordpress.com John Shore

    Yeah, right? It’s just SHOCKING what a complete [bad word] he is.

  • trishothinks

    It is just so korny….

    Trisho

    http://trishothinks.wordpress.com/


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