John Edwards is a Hot Blond Woman!

Be afraid. Or confused. Or something.

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  • Tim

    Hot? Hot sick!

  • Diana

    Don't worry. I am.

  • Robert Meek

    Excuse me. Somebody please had me the barf bag? You know, that thing they keep in airplanes for people to get sick in?

  • LoneWolf

    Oh, so now John Edwards can happily just [bad word deleted by editor] himself!

  • gooseberrybush

    Looks like David Spade to me.

  • Gina Powers

    Damn her…him….shim…it….it's hair is cuter than mine (slinking off to pout in the corner)!!!!

  • Ace

    I find the five o'clock shadow to be a nice compliment to the long, flowing locks. HA.

  • Diana

    Tee, hee, hee!

  • http://allegro63.blogspot.com/ Sylvie Galloway

    I look at that photo, and giggle.

  • berkshire

    You know, I never noticed before what divinely perky moobs he has. Really impressive.

  • http://thefakejohnshore.wordpress.com/ thefakejohnshore

    If you read Anne Rice's last sentence of her last novel backwards, it spells out "Obama is the bastard son of China and Islam". And by "China", I don't mean the WWE wrestler.

    For those who have ears, let them listen!

    I hope this helps.

    Blessings,

    FJS

  • Tim

    That would make him Chislam, or Islina. Personally leaning toward Chislam since he spent some time in Chi-Town.

  • Jeannie

    Okay, that's just creepy.

  • http://blueberrypancakesfordinner.wordpress.com blueberrypancakesfor

    that man is the king of douche.

    yea, i said it.

  • Ace

    But tell us how you really feel, pancakes!

  • Diana

    "that man is the king of douche."

    That's a song parody waiting to happen. "King of Douche! I'll always be the King of Douche!"

  • Tim

    If David Spade and Brittany Spears had a love child. 35 years later, we would have John Edwards in drag.

  • mark

    Even without shaving and makeup, s/he’s still more believable than I could ever hope to be!

    And if s/he shaved and/or made her/imself up, I’d…….still be jealous.


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