VOGUE Knitting

This morning I learned that there’s a magazine called VOGUEknitting.

For the benefit of other magazines who might also be looking to reach audiences one might not naturally associate with them, might I suggest these other specialty ancillary issues?

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED Board Games!

AARP Ultimate Fighting!

TV GUIDE Home Schooling!

PC WORLD Amish!

BETTER HOMES & GARDENS Outhouses!

PEOPLE Trappist Monks!

COSMOPOLITAN Morgues!

BON APPETIT Awesome Blossoms!

PREVENTION Buzz Saw Juggling!

GOOD HOUSEKEEPING Mud Wrestling!

GUNS AND AMMO Hot Yoga!

LADIES HOME JOURNAL Goin’ Clubbin’!

FIELD AND STREAM Closet Organizing!

MIDWEST LIVING Surfing!

PLAYBOY Burkas!

ROLLING STONE Accordion Solos!

EVERYDAY FOOD Monkey Brains!

NATIONAL GEORAPHIC Fence Repair!

GLAMOUR Liver Spots!

SOUTHERN LIVING Igloo Decorating!

REAL SIMPLE Lear Jet Repair!

PARENTS Making Bongs!

SEVENTEEN Denture Care!

MOTOR TREND Rowboats!

INSTYLE Clogs!

SMITHSONIAN Longer Lashes!

MEN’S HEALTH Flasks!

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  • Kara

    As a home school graduate myself, I would be terrified to see what "TV GUIDE Home Schooling!" might entail. (Many, many features on the Duggar family, one might expect. And perhaps a show on DIY denim jumper making.)

  • http://www.johnshore.wordpress.com John Shore

    You know, I blew that joke. The joke was supposed to be how utterly antithetical television is to studying and/or doing homework. But, duh: as you (humorously!) noted/made clear, it also reads as if I'm suggesting an issue filled with content relevant for home schooling.

    You know, people say that if you have to explain a joke it guarantees that joke can't then possibly be funny, but I'm quite sure those people are wrong, aren't you?

    It's good to see you over here taking a little break, friend.

  • Kara

    It's definitely still funny. I've known more home schoolers who think television is literally a tool of Satan for corrupting their children than you might want to believe.

    I'm enjoying it myself!

  • http://dianer.blogspot.com/ DR

    SPORTS ILLUSTRATED Board Games!>>>

    Think about that Swimsuit cover!

  • http://www.shadsie.deviantart.com Shadsie

    Sign me up for AARP Ultimate Fighting!

    I bet someone could make serious money setting up underground grandma-fights in their garage.

    It's kind of like television lately, is it not? I feel old because I remember when MTV actually was about music and played music videos.

  • Emily

    Wow! My good buddy is the editor for VogueKnitting! How random that you’d post that on here! I’m off to share the link with him :)

  • Emily

    Oh, LOL, I realized you were making fun. That’s ok, he’ll still get a kick out of it! (Sorry for the double post!)

  • Gina Powers

    And THIS, here! Thanks, DR….and thanks John, luv ya! Reposted on my FB wall.

  • http://www.johnshore.wordpress.com John Shore

    No way! You KNOW the editor of VOGUEknitting? That's so awesome. (And it's a HE? Awesomer still!) Too fun!

  • Karen

    I think I need to get "SOUTHERN LIVING Igloo Decorating!" How does one hang a chandelier from an ice ceiling? As hot as it was today, an igloo sounds splendid!

  • Karen

    It could be the Grandma Fight Club!

  • http://facebook.com/thinkerdreamer Angel H.

    Kara, do I know you? Haha. You sound like my friend Kara who lives in Indiana. Her husband is Brad.

    :)

  • Kara

    Nope, sorry!

  • Julia Azari

    Christianity Today- the non-judgmental, pro-gay issue

    Oh wait, that seems to be this blog- which I am starting to like as much as I like Vogue Knitting (which is to say, quite a lot). Sometimes what looks like a contradiction is really a reflection of our own assumptions.

    - an atheist knitter who is enjoying your blog

  • cat rennolds

    AARP Ultimate Fighting is particularly funny when you consider that the current Ultimate champ is 56 years old….and Herschel Walker just won his first bout at 48.


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