“John Shore, Miracle Maker, turns one stale baloney sandwhich on white bread into a submarine dream to feed the hungry masses! (stay tuned for dessert, where he transforms one linty fruit roll-up into an Olympic swimming pool of watermelon jell-o!)”
LOL, now you just need to learn to walk on water. I recommend waiting until January and buying some ice skates.
I love me some photoshop. I want a “lolJohn” contest now.
HAAAAAhahhahaaaaHAAAAA!!! OMG!! This is so awesome!!! *teeears* Thank you!!!! I am laughing like crazy!!
Oh, you have so make me hungry for a late birthday/Thanksgiving dinner/Christmas dinner monstrosity sandwich like that one! SHAME on you!
A friend of mine just called me to say “why are you on John Shore’s blog?” Curses right back to you!
Clearly, you need to rethink the quality of your friends. For one, I suggest you start off with people who ARE BLIND, EVIL BEN HUSMANN!
Wait. Why would a friend of yours have a problem with you being “on” my blog? Is there some problem with my blog? Who IS this troglodyte friend of yours?
My bad, it was two separate thoughts. 1) why are you on john’s blog (neato!) 2) john curses me and i curse him right back.
Oh, Ben Husmann. I can’t stay mad at you. Your hair won’t let me.
You are responsible for this? You are so fantastic.
Friend here. Glad Ben cleared this one up – he introduced me to your blog this past spring and I’ve been reading it ever since…needless to say I’m a big fan and thought it was awesome that you posted the photo Ben made!
I should also point out that the one he made of you is far more flattering than the one he made for me…
Excellent photoshop. Did you blue/green-screen the jumbo-sub? I guess the caption is now updated to, “Dear God, Bless this gargantuan meal I am about to devour.”
I had you SLAPPIN’ DA BASS MON! But I deleted it when I couldn’t figure out how to get it to you.
Oh, I’d have loved to have seen that. Just … email it, yeah?
Oh this whole thing just begs for an Official Photoshop John Shore contest. XD
Gee, that’s weird. Cuz I really don’t feel that way. AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!!!
Okay, now I DO want to see the results of such a contest. I’ll set one up. It’s too funny to resist. (I think I’ll just say “Using Photoshop (or any other tool), make any picture in that post as funny as you can… and then give a a cut-off date, and so on. I wonder if anyone would do it? Do that many people KNOW/have Photoshop?)
You don’t need Photoshop to photoshop stuff, there are free, open-source image editing software out there. I use The GIMP (Gun Image Manipulation Program) myself. It’s free to download and use and you can do quite a lot with it for a piece of free software.
That said, what’s the first prize? :B
Argh, that’s GNU Image Manipulation Program. No guns involved, just a goofy artiodactyl.
I’m thinkin’ a large banana (on steroids/miracle grow) with an appropriate, tastefully crafted caption (ala, intelligent design-ish… “So God designed the banana to fit in my two hands perfectly.”)
Oh that totally made me laugh. Great photo tweaking, whoever did that.
Look, John took the Subway to Church!
(Sorry, still captioning…)
To work this kind of miracle in a Lutheran church seems a little sacrilegious. I would have expected lutefisk and lefsa. But, I suppose in the culture of California this may be the equivalent.
“Take, eat. This is the bread of the new covenant, broken for you.
Well mostly for me. I hope you brought your own bread. BYOB. Har.
Hey you Lutherans drink real wine, dontcha?”
I could find an e-mail address for you but I trust that you read all your comments.
Please write an article about Christianity in Action [again]. So all you preachers you just keep on preaching from your pulpits that being gay is a sin, you have faithfull followers to your word in your pews. Here you go John, just another day in paradise for a gay lesbian, bi sexual or transgender person. http://www.advocate.com/News/News_Features/Arkansas_School_Board_Member_Thinks_Fags_Should_Die/