What’s the difference between chicken bread and food? The apocalypse.
“Why do we call this chicken bread? ‘Cuz the apocalypse ain’t happened yet!” Soooo… When the apocalypse occurs, it will no longer be chicken or bread? I don’t understand!!!
Well, now it’s food for the chickens and then it will be food for us! Simple!
I know! This guy’s so totally dialed in. He’s livin’ the Green Life, man.
I can’t wait for “Chicken Soup for the Apocalypse” to come out!
I found this guy through you, Mike! I LOVE the one you have on your page!
remind me not to eat after the apocalypse!
I’m not sure I understand the point of surviving the apocalypse if immediately after you’re going to start slowly killing yourself with grease. . . . but then, if you can survive the Apocalypse, maybe you don’t need to be afeared ‘a no grease. I suppose it might be the one thing that can render (pun intended) a meal of grease *not* the worst thing to happen to you.