Survival Tips for the New Year

What’s the difference between chicken bread and food? The apocalypse.

About John Shore

John Shore (who, fwiw, is straight) is the author of UNFAIR: Christians and the LGBT Question, and three other great books. He is founder of Unfundamentalist Christians (on Facebook here), and executive editor of the Unfundamentalist Christians group blog.  (In total John's two blogs receive some 250,000 views per month.) John is also co-founder of The NALT Christians Project, which was written about by TIME,  The Washington Post, and others. His website is JohnShore.com. You're invited to like John's Facebook page. Don't forget to sign up for his mucho-awesome newsletter.

  • http://withbrokenbread.blogspot.com/ Troy

    “Why do we call this chicken bread? ‘Cuz the apocalypse ain’t happened yet!” Soooo… When the apocalypse occurs, it will no longer be chicken or bread? I don’t understand!!!

  • Melissa

    Well, now it’s food for the chickens and then it will be food for us! Simple!

    • Anonymous

      I know! This guy’s so totally dialed in. He’s livin’ the Green Life, man.

  • Michael Watson

    I can’t wait for “Chicken Soup for the Apocalypse” to come out!

    • Anonymous

      I found this guy through you, Mike! I LOVE the one you have on your page!

  • http://allegro63.wordpress.com/ allegro63

    remind me not to eat after the apocalypse!

  • Berkshire

    I’m not sure I understand the point of surviving the apocalypse if immediately after you’re going to start slowly killing yourself with grease. . . . but then, if you can survive the Apocalypse, maybe you don’t need to be afeared ‘a no grease. I suppose it might be the one thing that can render (pun intended) a meal of grease *not* the worst thing to happen to you.


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