life on your blog now also unexpectedly involves ads for Kirk Cameron’s new shrill flick. so, you know, things could get worse, or maybe God is just having a really great time confusing some people.
But what about preserved meats? Like bacon (well, not BACON, of course, but possibly corned beef or other salted, pickled or smoked non-pork containing products…)
And remember the context!
Revelation 3:20 “Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with that person, and they with me.”
God speaks about EATING, like JESUS EATING. WHOA!
AtalantaBethulia
God is also opposed to flying.
Andy
Crap. I better cancel that trip next weekend.
AtalantaBethulia
Matthew 28:20 “lo, I am with you always,”
Psycho Gecko
Do you mean that ridiculous new Christmas one where he’s trying to claim that everything about Christmas is Christian?
I just have to specify, because asking someone to keep track of Cameron’s movies is about like asking someone to keep track of Uwe Boll’s movies.
Psycho Gecko
To be fair, the bible never did change that rule about shellfish being abominations.
So there is at least one group, God Hates Shrimp, that makes fun of Westboro Baptist with their protests.