Back to school special: A liberal arts education in 500 words!

Don’t forget me later, when you’ve landed an awesome job because of your sweet, sweet education. [Read more…]

10 Tips for Becoming an Amazing Husband

Hey, you don’t stay married for 35 years without learning a thing or two … [Read more…]

Life on my blog (sometimes)

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Gay porn as published by Christians fundamentalists (NSFW)

I was idly browsing the books section of my local Craigslist site when I came across the books below. I believe they suffice as evidence that somewhere along the way, Christian fundamentalists decided to operate from within the ranks of their enemy by publishing gay porn.     The lessons we must assume these books [Read More…]

The 10 best arguments for Donald Sterling keeping the LA Clippers

Want to defend the right of Donald Sterling to own the LA Clippers? Here are your talking points. [Read more…]

10 life lessons Jack Bauer taught me

If you haven’t watched “24,” you don’t know Jack about life. [Read more…]

Jesus’ funniest joke

I’ve been told by at least five major Christian leaders that it’s actually blasphemous to suggest that God has a sense of humor. They’re ridiculously wrong, of course. The Bible shows Jesus being extremely funny all the time—and always in the same divinely dry way. Below is one of Jesus’ funniest jokes. It’s from Luke 24. It [Read More…]

A New-Age translation of The Lord’s Prayer

(Written on a whim after attending a thoroughly engaging interfaith council meeting.) Our genderless spirit counselor, who art in everything, honored be thy many names. Thy new age come, thy will be manifested, on this and on all cosmic planes. Break with us our daily gluten-free unleavened bread, and forgive us our bad karma, as [Read More…]

“I have had it with these !!#!@&*!! snakes in this !!#!@&*!! glen!”

But, as he grew older, Pat found himself increasingly distressed by the fact that his beloved home glen, known to the local townsfolk as Gakearnei Egrhhe o Kieaierainieau Blagraiehor o’er Lehkrkhaerneyai nee’ O’Ianietraneourenlochnegear by the Bay … [Read more…]

A new sexual alphabet

You’ve heard of LGBTTQQIIAA. Now meet the rest of the alphabet. [Read more…]