Letter From an Atheist Married to a Christian

In response to a recent post of mine in which I answered a letter from a Christian wondering if she should marry a non-Christian (see Should a Christian Marry a Non-Christian?), an atheist friend of mine, David B., wrote the following: I’m a bona fide marriage expert. Not because I have some fancy Ivy League [Read More...]

Top 5 Challenges of the Newly Married

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People of the Shrug: Spoiled 2-Year Olds in Adult Bodies

People of the Shrug are profoundly emotionally spoiled. They’re two-year-olds in adult bodies. Here are four reasons being that way works for them–and will never, ever work for you. [Read more...]

Wondering If He’s Mr. Right? Then He’s Not.

  Wondering whether or not someone is Mr. Right means he’s not. It really is exactly that simple. When you’ve met or gotten to know Mr. Right, he’ll be so Mr. Exactly  Right that you’ll know it like a lightening bolt to your chest. You’ll no sooner be able to wonder whether or not he’s Mr. Right then [Read More...]

God Doesn’t Care If You’re Married or Not

It’s fun to write about being married or single—because that’s about relationships, and that’s about Intense Human Interaction, and what’s more dependably interesting than that? And so I’ve enjoyed writing (and wading through the many, often emotionally intense responses to) You! Get Married! Now!; Looking for Mr. Right? You’re Missing the Point, Missy; Six Tests to Determine [Read More...]

You! Get Married! Now!

A lot of people took my recent post, Looking For Mr. Right? You’re Missing the Point, Missy, to mean that I’m anti-marriage. But I am most definitely pro-marriage. I’ve been happily married for 27 years. Me being anti-marriage is like Pavarotti being anti-singing. It just wouldn’t make sense. I think everyone should get married. But I also [Read More...]

Stop Wasting Time Looking for Mr. Right

Single women (in the 27 to 40-year-old zone, mainly) have lately been asking me what generally boils down to this: “What do guys want? I’m a pretty, intelligent, good-hearted woman who has a lot to offer any man. But all the men I meet invariably end up having some sort of congenital aversion to commitment—to [Read More...]

Perpetually unhappy? Consider rejecting your parents.

Unhappy? Then do yourself a favor, and consider the possibility that you had truly crappy parents. Maybe it’s NOT you. [Read more...]

How To Earn Respect and Power, Kids

Yesterday, at Jamul Intermediate School, in Jamul, California, I spoke to fourth and fifth graders about writing. If you are one of those kids: Hi, kid! Thanks for having me out at your school yesterday! Not that you had a choice! Still, you were very polite, and laughed at all my jokes, and asked intelligent, fun questions, [Read More...]

Adam and Eve: The Day After

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