“Dinosaurs! They Have Dinosaurs!”

This morning I was working on my book when my wife Cat came bursting into my office. She was wearing her flannel tiger-fur-pattern pajamas, which are just a little too big for her. “We’re having a vacation day!” she cried. “We are?” “We are! Yes! I have it all planned out! It’s gonna be great!” [Read More...]

How To Win Every Argument With Your Wife

Wives: Please don’t read this. There’s nothing here for you to learn. Thank you very much. Husbands: As you know, arguing is a big part of being married. The main thing about an argument with your wife┬áis that you never want to lose one. Losing an argument makes you look stupid. Besides, would you have [Read More...]