“Dinosaurs! They Have Dinosaurs!”

This morning I was working on my book when my wife Cat came bursting into my office. She was wearing her flannel tiger-fur-pattern pajamas, which are just a little too big for her. “We’re having a vacation day!” she cried. “We are?” “We are! Yes! I have it all planned out! It’s gonna be great!” [Read More…]

How To Win Every Argument With Your Wife

Wives: Please don’t read this. There’s nothing here for you to learn. Thank you very much. Husbands: As you know, arguing is a big part of being married. The main thing about an argument with your wife is that you never want to lose one. Losing an argument makes you look stupid. Besides, would you have [Read More…]