Baptists and Bass Fishermen

Topsiders

I was sitting there, minding my own business, not bothering nobody, when this fellow in madras plaid shorts walks up and asks, Mind if I sit here? He pointed to the couch across the wicker table from me. It was the patio at Starbucks. It wasn’t like I owned the place, but it wasn’t like [Read More...]

A Marriage Turned Sour

The Husband: Stoic. Thinks everything through. Can’t make a decision. Avoids controversy. Walks away from a fight. Spends all his free time playing basketball, drinking beer, running with his homies. A bit of a Peter Pan, who refuses to grow up. Buys what he wants when he wants it, but complains they can’t afford it [Read More...]

Yeah, but can they stay married?

Well, by  golly, they up and did it. Gay people can now marry in the state of New York. I know that upsets a lot of people for reasons that I’m quite frankly too theologically dense to understand. For some reason or another, Gay people marrying is supposed to be a big threat to me [Read More...]


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