Trailer Park Beatdown

Kim

Is is just me or do these two look like they are products from the same marketing company?   I want to give the Kardashian girls the trailer park beat down. I want to take them out back to the wood shed and tan their hides. I want to knock them into Sunday. Y’all can [...]

Hawking Jesus

I’m sure he’s a perfectly decent fellow. He’s certainly been able to build a sizable following. I’ve never read his books, never met the man, and up until yesterday I’ve never heard anything more than a soundbite from him on national television. But then yesterday, I was stuck in the car in traffic and had [...]

Lady Gaga's a Fake & You aren't great

Listen up all you monsters. You know who you are — Lady Gaga is a fake. There is nothing, I repeat, nothing authentic about her, not even her ability to bamboozle you. Oh, sure, she can sing, but then again so can American Idol’s Scotty McCreary. But I bet you won’t see him prancing around [...]